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Bookworm Read all story files.

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Read-only Complete the final mission in the QR Code Investigation

Goodbye, Charlie! Destroy all Charlie dolls.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

I Might Need These Later! Complete the game using 1 or fewer recovery items.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Shut That Door Close a car door whilst in cover.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Globetrotter Discover 100 fast travel points.

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

They Call Him The Vigilante Complete every Investigation

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

I'm all that! Win a ranked match in every multiplayer mode.

Showing Off Show off your Minion during a game

Into the Unknown Warp to Hell

Something More Find Ciri.

Mutant Fill all mutagen slots.

Veteran Complete the game on "Hardcore" or higher.

Pimp My Sidearm Fully mod a weapon.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Activated Get to Manhattan.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

System Mangler Complete every ctOS Breach

Push Comes to Shove Push away an enemy after guarding in the story.

Frugalist Complete the game without using a recovery item.

Fearless Vampire Slayer Complete the contract on Sarasti.

Medium Rare Set fire to a Moroaică in the story.

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Trick Shot Defeat an enemy from long range with the sniper rifle in the story.

Xenonaut Visit Tir ná Lia and convince Ge'els to betray Eredin.

That's a Spicy Meat-a-ball Kill an enemy by attaching a Remote Bomb to them and detonating it.

1st Place at the Science Fair Create all items that contain Chem Fluid and Strong Chem Fluid.

Sprinter Complete the game in under 2 hours of play time.

Superhighway Complete 10 Public Online Races

Freeware Unlock every Skill in the Skills Tree

Sensational Work! Complete the game with an S rank.

Minimalist Complete the game without opening the item box.

Road Rage Complete every Criminal Convoy