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The End Complete the last Main Quest.

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids