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It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

A Helping Hand Defend Remnant home from the Looter Invasion

The Key To It All Recover the Atlas

Master Of Kyrat Obtain all the Trophies.

Whatever It Takes Rescue Jonah from Konstantin

The Road Less Travelled Unlock the path to Kitezh

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Glub Glub Glub Drown 3 enemies using a water finisher

Rune Contact Acquire a Caryll Rune that endows hunters with special strength.

Blood-starved Beast Defeat Blood-starved Beast.

Chalice of Pthumeru Acquire the Chalice of Pthumeru that seals the catacombs
that form a web deep below Yharnam.

The Price of Truth Finish the game on any difficulty

Won the Werak Challenge Challenged Aratak at the Frostfigures and won.

All Frozen Wilds Skills Learned all of the new skills in the Frozen Wilds.

Vicar Amelia Defeat the beast that once was Vicar Amelia.

Sole Survivor In multiplayer, be the only player on your team that isn't dead or downed.

Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

Completed the Second Expedition Successfully assaulted Thunder's Drum.

Self-Improvement Junkie Purchase all skills in a single category

The Witch of Hemwick Defeat the Witch of Hemwick.

Conquered the Mountain Drove out the threat within the mountain.