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Every Second Counts Knockdown an opponent in a Ranked Match with less than 10 seconds left in the round

Somebody Set Up Us the Bomb Deactivate the Espheni bombs in the "Defuse the Situation" mission.

Essential Maintenance Clear out the air vents in the "Crawly Crematorium" mission.

Off the back of a lorry Plunder 30,000 barrels in Piracy mode (Dawn of Pirates)

Party Animal "The Big Party" completed (New Adventures)

Blackout "Consequences" completed (New Adventures)

The First KO Win a Fight!

The Hookening Get a 20+ hit combo with Freed.

Thrice as Nice Get 5 Triple KOs.

First Drone Skin Buy first drone skin (+$250)

Like a Police Chief Jack takes an official position in the Sheriff's Department

Caesar the Merciful Complete five tactical missions without killing anyone

Anger Management Reach the 5th Circle in the 'Circles of Hell' skill game

On Death's Door As the primary player, kill an opponent while at critical health, with your leg and arm injured.

It's too big to be a space station Initiate a Yavin multiball on Star Wars™ Pinball: Episode IV A New Hope table.

Snow Ride Grab the snowmobile and take a ride to the top of the Ski Run in Fail Village

Fringe Benefit Get a score of 6,000,000 in Bonus Mode.

First Race Heavyweight Finish your first Time Attack with Heavyweight (+$100)

Octagon 8x your buy-in during a single multiplayer ring game

The Tough Guy Gain Rank 3 in any affiliation

Headshot Put your sniper behind bars

Justice for All Send an innocent person to prison

Willpower Outage Defeat the Scion of Will before the Sliceclaws power it up

Vacation Vistas Visit all the Vistas on Risa

Try Catch Finally Make it unharmed through all the fleeing enemies in Level19... and prepare for what's coming next...

Red Pill or Blue Pill? Neither In Level20, you may go through one of two gates: Red or Blue... Rumors say there exists yet a third green gate... it lies [beyond, beyond, beyond] the two gates.
Can you discover the third green gate?

Garbage Collector The final boss encounter in Level29 is a crowded one. Wipe out 30 of the small bacterial minions puffed out by IPA_DRecurse spores.

Got the Munchies Collect the food supplies in the "Scrounging for Scraps" mission.

Harbormaster Defeat all of the enemies in the "Shipyard Slaughter" mission.

Firestarter Start manufacturing the Incendiary Rocket and Incendiary Shells.

Left or Dead? Make it through every level in "The Desmond Debacle" at least once without dying

Casual Continuum Captain Get a Continuum Captain rank or higher on all the levels in the Casual difficulty

Prepared to Win! Play through each Training Game with a fighter in Career Mode.

Bloody Nightmare Found the Death Knight's head.

First Race Lightweight Finish your first Time Attack with Lightweight (+$100)

Painbringer Have a primary weapon other than the Ancient Weapon installed that does more than 200 shield or hull dps.

Allies Complete the Allies story arc

Desert Drifter Explore Nimbus

...And The Worst Defeat IPA_DRecurse: the third incarnation of the virus in Level29.
This is the final battle. Only one will survive!

Chaos Theory Learn how to craft the Chaotic Scrambler in the Workshop.

Marathon - Gold Play 30 songs in a row on Non-Stop Shuffle.

Leonidas 30 consecutive wins in survival mode.

Area 30 Shortcut Area 30, Normal difficulty: Destroy key enemy structures to open a shortcut to the enemy base.

Santa's Package Bomb Granny with a Throw Present

Fakin' It: Pointilism Play 40 You Gotta Point tasks

Fek'Ihri Return Complete the Fek'Ihri Return story arc

Calamari Destroya Defeat the Kraken

Pope's Payback Help Pope destroy dormant Mech units in the "Planned Obsolescence" mission.

Toxic Avenger Collect the toxic waste in the "Fighting Dirty" mission.

There Are Four lights Put all of the devices in the water in the "Deploy the Buoys" mission.