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The Bite Heard Round the World Alphonse saved the universe

Sanitation Engineer You flushed every toilet

Capped Out Max out all of your badges in MyCAREER.

A New Beginning Completed the story, unlocked the best ending and became part owner with Tex in MyGM.

Indestructible Finish the game on ironman mode.

MacLeod Don't die!

Apprentice Kill a lot of Gobos!

Star Spangled Max Score three stars in a load of levels!

Victory Beat the game!

Big Shot Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Big Shot™

Friend of d6 All Developer medals.

Cleared Main Mode – Main Dish through the ECO route Eco-Logistic Player! HELL Mode unlocked!

It takes time (RBI) Get 1500 RBI in any combination of modes.

The Scientist Survive five levels without a single death. How is this possible?!

Both Sides Of The Coin View both versions of the Lockdown Broadcast's Go-Getters Advert.

I Am Laurence, Hear Me Blunder Have Laurence Blunderclatch rant at the NNN.

A Well-Rounded Education You passed all nine SIT courses (requires multiple playthroughs)

The Dark Side You learned all nine Shadow skills

Your Neck Will Go On You found a fancy necklace

The Forbidden Melody Obie saved the universe

No Dogs Don't Prevent Oblivion Barker saved the universe

Somebody Else's Problem You destroyed Gobulon Prime

The Milk of Human Kindness You completed the game without fighting

The Gang's All Here You received the hobo camp's highest honor

Cat Fancy You unlocked every cat

The Cooperative Stop the battling. Sing Kumbaya and earn the Group Think, Party Animal, and Power Couple badges.

Hitman Kill a bunch of Gobos!

Maxed Out Play a lot!

Epic Battle Take your time beating Mustacho!

Ninja Vanish Kill Mustacho! Fast!

Gofers Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on No Good Gofers™

Omega Collect all the trophies!

Defrosted Avoid all freezing hazards in the level Cryostatic.

Mash Pit Headbang along to the infamous Potato rap.

My Festival's Absolute Fyre Advertise a new campaign to make Flards more attractive to the public.

Pro Star To Pro Flop Tank Tommy Harris' career.

Platinumb Your thumbs have become comfortably numb

Hardcore Be your best Tetris® Self. Earn the Strategist, Generous, Underdog badges.

Central Park Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Central Park™

Cleared Main Mode – HELL with a Steel trash can Next is the Red trash can. Burn baby, burn!

Passed all Main Dish stages on the A route You have completed all stages on the A route!

A Fall From Grace? Discover the cause of the falling stunt man.

Agent Of Chaos Prove an extreme disregard for the schedule of Bits of Your Life.

Blasts From The Past Watch all the Adverts in Bits of Your Life.

The Funniest Man In The Country Watch Jimmy Chizzle do what he does best.

The Boss That Could Have Been View all three versions of Boseman's Lockdown Educational Video.

An Advanced Warning Bring Suzie home from holiday.

A Bolt Of Inspiration Survive 100 electric shocks on any challenge and still complete it.

What Goes Around Comes Around... Have to contribute to the Assets and Wealth Tax.

Speed Demon Be speedy! Earn the TPM, 60 Second Sprint, and LPM badges.