TW_DoomMachine

4 can play that game! Kill 4 fast food Banditos during the Mexi-Cleaner errand with the Fournicator.

Brick Wall Make 1000 saves in Soccer

Push it to the Limit Complete 1000 Pushups

Pumping Iron Complete 1000 Arm Curls

Camaraderie Lives On Get all dog tags in Story Mode.

Return of the Kosher Reunite with an old enemy, again.

Mean Kitty As Cat Dude, kill 10 chicks.

Lame of Thrones Install all bidets in the Wipe Compound without killing anyone.

The Teachers Who Taught Me WERE Cool Complete all the Beatle Beats.

Sharp Shooter Make 1000 baskets in Basketball

White Noise Destroy all TVs airing Paulo Guerra's speech.

Lynched Kill all of the Mountain Men while searching for Champ.

Full Zen Finish all levels with highest possible score.

View from Above Clear all Story Mode stages on HARD difficulty (Note: Setting the difficulty below HARD during any of the stages will not unlock the Trophy).

Highscore, what does that mean? Beat all high scores in the Scooter Challenge.

Ability to Operate Machinery 100% the Guitar Solo in "Jesus Of Suburbia" using only finger tapping on Hard or Expert.

Yippee Ki-Yay Kill 7 people at the same time using the Revolver's Dude Eye.

I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS! Score 100% notes hit on Helter Skelter playing Expert Drums.

Cyborg Get a 100 note streak in the song Through The Fire and Flames on Hard or Higher as the Drummer.

Dance 'til you drop Perform 50 dances

No Way Trailer Home Finish the same errand with all 4 Dude voices.

Scooter Tutor Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finish line with a fully bloodied Scooter.

Cowboys From Hell Get 100% on a song as a Band (4 players).

Drop the hammer Play 1000 hammer-on or pull-off notes

She Still Sings It with the Band Get all possible Double Fab ratings for every song with 2 vocal parts.

Open Minded Strummer Hit all Open Strum notes in the song Laid To Rest as the Bassist.

Crowd Pleaser Perform 1000 gesture streaks in the game.

1 Hour Photo Finish Work out in the game for an hour.

Unstoppable Clear Arcade Mode Ranking Play using no continues.

Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This Complete the game with no kills.

Pro Bass Apprentice 5 Starred on Easy Pro Bass (or 3 Starred on a higher difficulty) 25 Rock Band 3 songs.

Speedster Clear Arcade Mode Ranking Play within 16 minutes and 0 seconds.

Rookie Guard Clear Stage 1 of Sentry Mode with more than 30000 points.

Roadhouse Complete the game by only using kicks to kill people.

Average Joe Perform a workout at least 3 times in a week.

Medal Detector Earn 20 medals in the game.

Pro Guitar Apprentice 5 Starred on Easy Pro Guitar (or 3 Starred on a higher difficulty) 25 Rock Band 3 songs.

Rack 'em Up! Clear Arcade Mode Ranking Play with more than 3000000 points.

Veteran Guard Clear Stage 2 of Sentry Mode with more than 35000 points.

Hail The Reverend Get 5 stars on the song Beast And The Harlot Expert Drums without using Star Power.

Fight Fire with Fire Score 340,000 on the song Fight Fire with Fire as the bassist

Still playing with dolls! Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, and Larry collectibles.

Dueling Duo Duelist and Highwayman riposte the same target together

Head Guard Clear Stage 3 of Sentry Mode with more than 40000 points.

Eagle Eye Clear Sentry Mode with 80 Head Shots or more (limited to All Stages mode).

Consistency Counts Clear all stages in Sentry Mode with a total score of 100000 points and an accuracy of 70%.

Perfect Guard Clear Sentry Mode with a score of 100000 points or more (limited to All Stages mode).

One of Uwe's Best Finish all Rampages (aka Going POSTAL challenges).

All the Children Sing Get all possible Triple Fab ratings for every song with 3 vocal parts.

Free As A Band Score 2,000,000 points on the song Free Bird as a Band.