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The Customizer Is Always Right Achieve 1st place in a race with a fully customized Vehicle.

This Is Not A Fireball Destroy 30 enemy vehicles using the Mech's Force Pulse.

TBoGT: Gone Down Complete all base jumps. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

Definition of Insanity Escape Vaas' mind at Mind Level 5

Clear Path Not Lost Complete the Dark Forest without getting lost once

Pilgrimage Discover every location in Joseph's mind

Wanted You achieved the highest personal rank possible in multiplayer.

Prepper Unlock all weapons in Joseph's Armory (Solo Game only)

Tour de Seacrest Complete the race "Seacrest Tour".

Crusader Escape Joseph's mind with a score of at least 25,000

Early Drafts Collect all of Pagan's Diary Pages

Godzilla Get any medal in 'Run to the Hills' driving the Nissan GT-R SpecV without using any weapons

Platinum Badge Only the best of the best earn the right to wear a platinum cop badge.

Nightmare Mode Complete all the game missions in Nightmare Mode.

Vanity Project Collect all of the Pagan Chibis

Agua Mala Complete Special Operation: Maceo on Mastery 3 difficulty

Self-Help Fully upgrade all Weapon Cases in Vaas' Armory (Solo Game only)

Crocodile Tears Complete Special Operation: Cocodrilo on Mastery 3 difficulty

Family History Collect all of Joseph's Diary Pages

Auf Wiedersehen Petrovic You won in all variations of multiplayer games.

Maximum Insanity Fully upgrade a Speedcross car

Fashionable Climber Acquire a melee weapon, ranged weapon, armor, and artifact while climbing the tower.

Sting in the Tail Get 5 spike strip hits with the Porsche 911 GT2 RS Interceptor

Notorious Reach wanted level (19) Notorious as a Racer

False Idols Collect all of the Joseph Chibis

TBoGT: Snow Queen Complete 25 drug wars. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

Silent and Void There is a thing confusedly formed,
Born before heaven and earth.
Silent and void
It stands alone and does not change,
Goes round and does not weary.
It is capable of being the mother of the world,
But I know not its name.

Pict-O-Master Complete all Pict-O-Matic missions

Most Wanted Reach wanted level (20) Most Wanted as a Racer

Radio is More My Thing Collect all of the Visions in Pagan's mind

Between Zavok And A Hard Place Complete Chapter 5 of Team Adventure Mode.

The Flying Medician Defeat 10 enemy vehicles while in the air with the Rocket Boat.

Everything Must Go Complete Special Operation: Los Tres Santos on Mastery 3 difficulty

Parables Collect all of the Visions in Joseph's mind

Undercover Reach rank (17) Undercover as a Cop

What's a King to a God? Escape Pagan's mind at Mind Level 5

Thorn In Their Sides Cause 3 opponents to spin-out by shunting them with a Pink Spikes active.

Iron Man Get Distinction in a Hot Pursuit, Interceptor and Rapid Response using the Audi R8

eDEN Employee of the Year Earn 5 Gears in all Challenges of the Mech Land Assault Expansion.

Arch Rivals Achieve a one-two finish in a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X and a Subaru IMPREZA WRX STI.
(Must be the Lancer Evolution X GSR P.P. '07,
and either the IMPREZA WRX STI '07 or the IMPREZA Sedan WRX STI '10.)

Captain Reach rank (18) Captain as a Cop

The Bends Achieve a score of 7000 in the Diving for Treasure Survival Challenge

Kill Jet Defeat Boss 'Jet' at the end of Stage 2 -- with Game Settings set to Hardcore.

Pursuit Agent Reach rank (19) Pursuit Agent as a Cop

Queenslayer Complete Special Operation: Puerta del Edén on Mastery 3 difficulty

Ultimate Enforcer Reach rank (20) Ultimate Enforcer as a Cop

Dancing On The Ceiling Travel 17.5 metres on walls and ceilings

Zombie Driver Complete the Story mode.

Father of all zombies Defeat the last boss in Story mode.

Walking the Path Escape Joseph's mind at Mind Level 5