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Vanity Project Collect all of the Pagan Chibis

Fashionable Climber Acquire a melee weapon, ranged weapon, armor, and artifact while climbing the tower.

Agua Mala Complete Special Operation: Maceo on Mastery 3 difficulty

Crocodile Tears Complete Special Operation: Cocodrilo on Mastery 3 difficulty

Small but Deadly Defeat Luna at Dayni Moon.

Big, but Useless Defeat a giant blue crab in Pokitaru.

Self-Help Fully upgrade all Weapon Cases in Vaas' Armory (Solo Game only)

Sting in the Tail Get 5 spike strip hits with the Porsche 911 GT2 RS Interceptor

Clear Path Not Lost Complete the Dark Forest without getting lost once

False Idols Collect all of the Joseph Chibis

I Am the Nightmare Re-enter Dreamtime and relive the terror.

Notorious Reach wanted level (19) Notorious as a Racer

Bolt Collector Obtain 10 Titanium Bolts.

Radio is More My Thing Collect all of the Visions in Pagan's mind

The Flying Medician Defeat 10 enemy vehicles while in the air with the Rocket Boat.

Nightmare Mode Complete all the game missions in Nightmare Mode.

Platinum Badge Only the best of the best earn the right to wear a platinum cop badge.

TBoGT: Snow Queen Complete 25 drug wars. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

Most Wanted Reach wanted level (20) Most Wanted as a Racer

Another One for the Collection Obtain all gadgets.

Monkey Wrench'd Defeat Mungo using only your wrench.

Silent and Void There is a thing confusedly formed,
Born before heaven and earth.
Silent and void
It stands alone and does not change,
Goes round and does not weary.
It is capable of being the mother of the world,
But I know not its name.

Parables Collect all of the Visions in Joseph's mind

Between Zavok And A Hard Place Complete Chapter 5 of Team Adventure Mode.

Maximum Insanity Fully upgrade a Speedcross car

Everything Must Go Complete Special Operation: Los Tres Santos on Mastery 3 difficulty

Full-Otto Annihilation Defeat Otto Destruct at Quodrona.

What's a King to a God? Escape Pagan's mind at Mind Level 5

Undercover Reach rank (17) Undercover as a Cop

Pict-O-Master Complete all Pict-O-Matic missions

Iron Man Get Distinction in a Hot Pursuit, Interceptor and Rapid Response using the Audi R8

eDEN Employee of the Year Earn 5 Gears in all Challenges of the Mech Land Assault Expansion.

Thorn In Their Sides Cause 3 opponents to spin-out by shunting them with a Pink Spikes active.

Captain Reach rank (18) Captain as a Cop

Pursuit Agent Reach rank (19) Pursuit Agent as a Cop

High Risk Boosting Execute a shortcut across space in the Medical Outpost Omega races.

Queenslayer Complete Special Operation: Puerta del Edén on Mastery 3 difficulty

Ultimate Enforcer Reach rank (20) Ultimate Enforcer as a Cop

TBoGT: Catch the Bus Dance perfectly in both Tony's nightclubs. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

Walking the Path Escape Joseph's mind at Mind Level 5

Heavenly Father Unlock all of Joseph's traits in the Mirror

Found a Friend! Met DJ Ricks in the Radio Station.

Worker's Dozen Reach a score multiplier of ×12.

Whatever Doesn't Kill You... Escaped the Radio Station Otherworld.

Bigger and Better than Ever Purchase a Titan weapon.

The Bends Achieve a score of 7000 in the Diving for Treasure Survival Challenge

Arch Rivals Achieve a one-two finish in a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X and a Subaru IMPREZA WRX STI.
(Must be the Lancer Evolution X GSR P.P. '07,
and either the IMPREZA WRX STI '07 or the IMPREZA Sedan WRX STI '10.)

Dancing On The Ceiling Travel 17.5 metres on walls and ceilings

The Porsche Principle Get Gold or Distinction in all Porsche Pack events

Being a Hero Pays Off Hold 1,000,000 bolts at any time.