THUNDERBELD1990

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Depths Below Kill Hades

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Freakshow Rodeo Ride Titan henchman and knock down 10 thugs (any play mode)

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Poisoned Ivy Defeat the giant Titan Ivy plant

Handy Man Sever Gaia’s hand

Bloody Hell Cover Kratos in 500 buckets of blood by killing the enemies

Big Bang Complete story mode on Easy difficulty

Assassin Unlock stealth perk 8

Shine Lord Kill Helios

Scavenger Unlock assault perk 3

Together Forever Protected Jodie from her attackers.

Grenade pouch ++ Unlock demolition perk 3