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Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Borderland Defender You have defeated all bosses and are a powerful force to be reckoned with

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Token Gesture Redeem 25 tokens.

How Do I Look? Unlock 10 customization items.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Back in the Fight Start the Single Player Campaign on any difficulty.

Bounty Hunter Complete 20 side missions.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Too Big to Fail Destroy the Jamming Tower. Complete "Black Tuesday" on any difficulty.

Build Buster Kill a Constructor without it ever building another bot.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Foe To Friend Use an enemy combat robot to kill 10 enemies.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Wet Work Take back New York Harbor. Complete "Hunter Killer" on any difficulty.

Wilhelm Screamed Complete the mission "A Train To Catch".

Sugar Daddy Tip Moxxi $10,000.

Sky's The Limit Complete the mission "Rising Action".

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Carpe Diem Escape the mountain safe house. Complete "Persona Non Grata" on any difficulty.

Can See My House From Here Complete the mission "Bright Lights, Flying City".

Frequent Flyer Defend the Russian President. Complete "Turbulence" on any difficulty.

Always Improving Reach level 25.

FlashForward Completed Semper Fidelis

House of the Ned Completed the "House of the Ned" mission

Up to No Good Infiltrate the village. Complete "Back on the Grid" on any difficulty.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Friends in High Places Complete Friends in High Places

One Way Ticket Make it to Westminster. Complete "Mind the Gap" on any difficulty.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Avanti Savoia! Complete Avanti Savoia!

Welcome to WW3 Save the US Vice President. Complete "Goalpost" on any difficulty.

Farewell, Old Girl Complete the mission "Wildlife Preservation".

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Decimator In Campaign, kill 10 enemies in under 3 seconds.

GG Win the MVP award in a game that goes to overtime

Sandstorm! Assault the shipping company. Complete "Return to Sender" on any difficulty.

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission