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Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Borderland Defender You have defeated all bosses and are a powerful force to be reckoned with

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

How Do I Look? Unlock 10 customization items.

Token Gesture Redeem 25 tokens.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Back in the Fight Start the Single Player Campaign on any difficulty.

Bounty Hunter Complete 20 side missions.

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Too Big to Fail Destroy the Jamming Tower. Complete "Black Tuesday" on any difficulty.

Foe To Friend Use an enemy combat robot to kill 10 enemies.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Build Buster Kill a Constructor without it ever building another bot.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Wet Work Take back New York Harbor. Complete "Hunter Killer" on any difficulty.

Sugar Daddy Tip Moxxi $10,000.

Wilhelm Screamed Complete the mission "A Train To Catch".

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Sky's The Limit Complete the mission "Rising Action".

Carpe Diem Escape the mountain safe house. Complete "Persona Non Grata" on any difficulty.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Frequent Flyer Defend the Russian President. Complete "Turbulence" on any difficulty.

FlashForward Completed Semper Fidelis

Can See My House From Here Complete the mission "Bright Lights, Flying City".

Friends in High Places Complete Friends in High Places

Always Improving Reach level 25.

House of the Ned Completed the "House of the Ned" mission

Up to No Good Infiltrate the village. Complete "Back on the Grid" on any difficulty.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Avanti Savoia! Complete Avanti Savoia!

One Way Ticket Make it to Westminster. Complete "Mind the Gap" on any difficulty.

Decimator In Campaign, kill 10 enemies in under 3 seconds.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

GG Win the MVP award in a game that goes to overtime

Welcome to WW3 Save the US Vice President. Complete "Goalpost" on any difficulty.

The Runner Complete The Runner

Farewell, Old Girl Complete the mission "Wildlife Preservation".

Putting in the effort Complete 10 challenges in the campaign

Sandstorm! Assault the shipping company. Complete "Return to Sender" on any difficulty.