TFDog

A Vault-like Mind Open a portable safe.

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Customizer Customize a weapon.

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Burnt Toast Defeat Toasty without getting hit by him

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

What's in the Box? Unlock the strong chest in Doctor Shemp

Shiny! Acquire and equip your first Legendary item.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.