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Girl's Gotta Eat Feed thy noble queen thrice during a single visit to her quarters.

Kifflom! Complete your path to enlightenment... or not.

Going for Distance Impale an enemy and make him fly through the air for 17 meters - it must stick to the surface

San Andreas Sightseer Explore all of Los Santos and Blaine County

Grace and Goliath Defeat a Chunk as Grace.

Light Machine-Gun Fanatic Campaign: Collected all light machine-gun models.

No Better Rebel Maxed out each Rebel skill.

Ultimate Skill Campaign: Bought all the upgrades of a Skill branch.

Shotguns Fanatic Campaign: Collected all shotguns models.

Three Man Army Survive 3 minutes on at least a 3 star Wanted Level with all three characters together off mission.

Heavy Medals Collected all the bonus medals.

Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin' Demonstrate your skill, or lack thereof, at rolling the magical treasure orb of many sides.

Crate Expectations Open all BSAA containers.

Handgun Fanatic Campaign: Collected all handguns models.

Submachine-Gun Fanatic Campaign: Collected all submachine-gun models.

Sniper Rifle Fanatic Campaign: Collected all sniper rifle models.

Assault Rifle Fanatic Campaign: Collected all assault rifle models.

No Safe is Safe Open every safe in the main story.

Collect Peng Find the Peng treasure

Bouncing Betty Kill a Cyst by catching its Mine and throwing it back

Cluster Bomber Campaign: Killed 7 enemies with a single C4 blast.

Top Drone Campaign: Bought all drone-related upgrades.

It's Like That One Video Show thine worst enemy, the abomination known as "The Darkness", who is the nerdiest of them all.

Clean Cut Sever all three tentacles of a Lurker with one Line Gun Primary Fire shot (single player only)

Legendary Hunter Discovered all legends.

TP Industries Arms Race Purchase McKenzie Field Hangar and win the arms race.

The Whole Story Found all documents.

A Better Mousetrap Campaign: Killed 7 enemies with a single mine.

Face Off Complete the mission "The Fall of Nakayama".

Only the Best Campaign: Bought all upgrades.

Internal Dispute Make a zombie attack another zombie in the hospital wards.

Cat Got Your Tongue? Cut the tongue off a Licker β2 using the hatchet.

Lawnmower Man Kill 4 enemies with the same Ripper blade

Master Craftsman Craft every possible item with Leon.

Hmmmmm... Wield the Mysterious Amulet.

Master of the Wildlands Collected all the trophies.

Peek a Boo! Kill a Stalker with the Seeker Rifle while in Zoom Mode

Necro Flambé Kill 50 enemies using the Flamethrower

Make it Raaaaaid Vanquish the Ancient Dragons of Destruction.

Obsessed Collect 10 pictures of Moxxi in Campaign of Carnage.

Waste Management Purchase the old dock and collect all nuclear waste.

Shock Therapy Impale an enemy with the Javelin Gun and use its Alt-Fire to shock 3 others (single player only)

TLAD: One Percenter Help Billy get his bike back. (The Lost and Damned)

Multi-Disciplined Attain a gold medal in all applicable hobbies and pastimes.

Gadabout Discover all named locations in Oasis and the surrounding Pirate's Booty areas.

It's a Trap! Kill 20 enemies with Detonator Mines in a deployed state

Any% WR attempts Write a poem in 20 seconds or less.

Anyway, Here's "Firewall" Activate the Backburner's firewall.

Case Closed Read all the files in the main story.

You Little Rascal! Destroy every Mr. Raccoon memoriam.