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Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Damaged Goods Complete chapter 6

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

A Risky Gamble Complete Chapter 1.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

More practice Complete the aiming training

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

The Path Before Us Complete chapter 7

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79