T-34DS

Tivan Sends His Regards Unlock 50 titles.

Safe Cracker Opened the Armory.

Epic fail 50 balls lost

Take The Wheel, Ferris Unlock issue 4, "Blue Ribbon Brawl"

Evolved User Completed the game on the "Insane" difficulty level without changing the setting.

It's getting Hot Hot Hot! Finish the level Canyon

Speed Demon Win the final deathrace

Ticket To Ride Ride a train around a loop of the track.

Walker Stalker Turn off the Walker broadcast recording.

Dead Man Walking "Dead Man At The Gorge" - Perfect score

You're Not My Boss! Defeat Sabaoth boss in DOOM 3

Unarmed Badass Kill 20 enemies with the fists/melee hands in DOOM 3

May my family rest in peace Complete Castlevania III Dracula's Curse with Grant DaNasty

Don't be so Mayo Land a Miracle Whip (Superdude body flip)

Battle Master Get the Linear Launcher from Battle Game.

A Load Of Bull Unlock issue 5, "Toro! Toro! Toro!"

Platinum You collected all trophies in TRON: Evolution

DOOMed Recruit Complete the DOOM 3 campaign on Recruit

Big Boy Defeat Cyberdemon boss in DOOM 3

Incredible Get a 2-game win streak in Ranked Match.

Not in Kansas Anymore Complete Chapter 4.

Bronzed Arms Win the Bronze Cup in every event.

Moving Violation Earn 20,000 mayhem points

Rabid Beast Earn 3,000 mayhem points in a single event (excluding challenge events)

Vic Viper is back on the attack! Score at least 100,000 points in Vulcan Venture/Gradius II.

*Cannot be unlocked by playing the Bonus Japanese Versions/Bonus Contents.

Sacramento Medalist Beat the Sacramento challenge on "I am Death Incarnate" difficulty

Hat Trick! Score 3 bull's-eyes in a row on floating Archery targets.

Following the masses Entered a door 4 times where more than 50% of all players had done so

Reflexes ready Win at least 3 stars in all the Gate Contest challenges

T-Mobilized Win the T-Mobile sponsored contest

Now You Know Get a PERFECT medal on all Critical Urgency levels

Grindhouse Groupie "Date With Disaster" - Perfect score

Black Impulse Slayer Score at least 600,000 points in Thunder Cross

*Cannot be unlocked by playing the Bonus Japanese Versions/Bonus Contents.

Cleaning House Stopped the Akrid infestation.

Mein leben Beat the game on "Mein leben" difficulty

Don't You Have Somewhere Else To Be? Survive 50 days

Harsh Language Discover all 67 Audio Diaries

The Blender Unlock issue 6, "Mixed Up Mayhem"

Hero of Gradius Score at least 300,000 points in Nemesis/Gradius.

*Cannot be unlocked by playing the Bonus Japanese Versions/Bonus Contents.

The Arthur Hastings Finish Arthur’s playthrough

Slayer of Evil Unlock all trophies.

True Conqueror Win 10 Capture or Domination quickplay matches.

Cookie Monster Complete Aftermath.

Now I Can Die Happy Die while overdosing on Joy

Top Steer "Blue Ribbon Brawl" - Perfect score

Tickets, Please Watch a saved replay in the replay theater

Speed Kills KO an opponent with ramming speed (excluding challenge events)

Honor student Win at least 3 stars in all the Rally School Contest challenges

Return of the Hero of Gradius Score at least 150,000 points in Vulcan Venture/Gradius II.

*Cannot be unlocked by playing the Bonus Japanese Versions/Bonus Contents.

GVR Champ Win the Goofy vs. Regular contest