SystemShock2007

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Collector Collect all chests and secrets

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

A Galaxy Far, Far Away Complete all of BD-1's holomaps

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Back in Business Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

A New Hope Earn all trophies

Defeated Peach Wilkins The player has defeated Peach Wilkins

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

Bon Appétit Shoot the grenade you fed to an enemy.

Upgraded a Weapon The player has acquired at least one weapon upgrade

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Home Sweet Home Complete Chapter 2.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Hats Off! Shoot Tyrant's hat off his head.

Attended the Embassy Survived the ambush at the Embassy and gained passage into the Forbidden West.