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Familiar Methodologies Fight off Hartman

Lost Read all of the You Are Here maps

Family Counselor Find the baron's wife and daughter.

Combat Leapfrog Kill 10 Enemies in a Row, Alternating Hand-to-Hand Combat and Gunfire

Bibliophile Read all of the Bittern books

Soft Shoe Stay in contact with the lava for 10 seconds without dying

Snap + Slide 7 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 7 pieces in 20 seconds or under.

The Right Way Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this trophy.

Reload Master Defeat 50 Enemies in a Row Without Auto-Reloading

Guardian Angel Successfully escort ten friendly cargo shipments.

Radio Enthusiast Listened to all the radios before doing anything else

Boots Are a Porter's Best Friend Change footwear for the first time.

Number Nine Ticket Get all other trophies in the game.

5 Machine Types Repaired Used the Machine Repair or Mount Repair skill on 5 different types of machine.

Take Me to Your Leader Compare Statistics with Friends

Godlike Unlock all of the Secrets of London.

Road To Starvation Complete Memory Sequence 9.

A Shout in the Dark Send a shout out and have it returned for the first time.

Chiral Crafter Recycle chiral crystals for the first time.

Backtracker Used the hidden paths to return to each area in the game

Staying Dry Beat 'Chapter 3 - Borneo' in less than 6 minutes 30 seconds

Cheaters Gonna Cheat Activate a Tweak

Quick Jaunt Through a Warzone Beat 'Chapter 5 - Urban Warfare' in less than 7 minutes 30 seconds

A Life in Letters Collect all of the Royal Letters.

Dyno-Might Master Kill 4 Enemies with 1 Explosion

30 Kills: RPG-7 Kill 30 Enemies with the RPG-7

Déjà phew! Rescued Special Bot trapped in SSD Speedway.

Friends With Benefits Complete the subplot involving Keira Metz.

Charted! - Crushing Finish the Game on Crushing Without Changing the Difficulty

Completionist Triggered all of the story in the game

Bullet Train From Hell Beat 'Chapter 13 - Locomotion' in less than 7 minutes

Transcontinental Fly continuously for 60 seconds

Grand tourist Rescued Special Bot trapped in Cooling Springs.

Charted! - Hard Finish the Game on Hard Without Changing the Difficulty

Love And Duty Complete Memory Sequence 10.

Down But Not Out Complete Memory Sequence 11.

Out of the Frying Pan Knock a vehicle into the lava

Triple Threat Kill 3 opponents in one fight using 3 different methods (swords, bombs, crossbow, Signs, etc.).

No escape! Rescued Special Bot trapped in Memory Meadow.

Four The Players Rescued all four Special Bots. Time to go off to a new adventure!

The People's Porter Reach a total of 2,400 Likes on the Results Screen.

I Couldn't Hold it In! Pee outside for the first time.

This Pattern is Mine You got them all. You got them all.

You Wouldn't Steal a Policeman's Helmet Hijack twenty police vehicles.

Shrieker Complete the contract on the shrieker.

Curtain Call Complete Memory Sequence 12.

Give to the Poor Donate $250 to the gang tithing box.

Time For A Change Opened the Changing Room.

Doing It For You Recovered the Mothership's GPU.

Most Unsporting Shoot fifty enemies before they shoot at you.