SweetToothAndy

Musical Genius Paint Wind on 6 or more Pipe Organ Plants in one stroke.

High Performance Unlock Rank 6 for each single-player profile type, or obtain a Level 6 multiplayer bonus stat.

Chupathingy Find and kill a chupacabra.

Bird on a Wire Find and destroy all Penguin bird cages

“Five Stars!” Serve Lucas the drink “Five Stars!” on his ‘Reviewer’s Test’

I Rule This Kingdom Escape Vaas’ mind with a score of at least 25,000

Explorer Drive a total of 1,000 miles in vehicles in "Jimmy's Vendetta".

Stop it! Trash a total of 25 drinks

Remember Me? You lapped a competitor.

Fan Service Find and break a unicorn.

Mortal Complete the game on Easy

Calamity Kid Complete the story in New Game Plus.

Mowing Them Down Kill 500 enemies with a mounted weapon in any game mode.

Talk to the Hand Find all gauntlet upgrades

Nosferatu Blues Listen to Dracula's entire rant.

Survivalist Complete the game in Pure Survival Mode.

The Little Mermaid You defeated Louise within five minutes.

Crystal Artist Paint Crystals in The Crystal Meadow.

Whatever's Out There Complete the Kid's Dream with five or more Shrine Idols invoked.

The Sinister Arts Destroyed all the Revenant contraptions on "The Last Samurai."

Our Promise Complete the game on any difficulty.

Dear Diary Collect all of Vaas' Diary Pages

Bad Review Give Lucas incorrect drinks on his first three visits

Tender Soul Complete Jorji's good story arc once

Immutable Immortal Complete Hyde's normal story arc

Lightspeed Fighter You completed the game within fifteen hours.

Cold Shoulders Aqua & Myrtle didn't get to make up

Ghosted Provide Riona with poor service until she no longer visits the coffee shop

Mad Marston: The Trail Warrior Attain Rank 5 in all Undead Nightmare Challenges.

Perfect Memory Complete all challenges of an Animus Sequence

Nothing to show… Fail to inspire Rachel with your drink

Escape Artist Unlock every escape hatch.

Upgrade Apprentice You upgraded 5 weapons to their maximum level.

Unsolicited Bouncer Don't give Gala Hyde's invite to the wedding

Sellout You've got one thing on your mind: money! You completed 20 career sponsor objectives.

What’s This? Give Riona the fidget spinner

Zed's Dead, Baby Attain 100% Game Completion statistic in Undead Nightmare.

A Budding Partnership Complete Lucas and Riona's normal story arcs

Cleaning Up the Streets Killed 50 bandits.

Redeemed Attain 100% in the Game Completion stat.

How I Met Your Ancestor Complete Silver and Amanda's good story arc (ver. 2)

Work Woes Finish Jorji's incomplete story arc once

Festina Lente Complete Lua and Baileys' normal story arc

EXTRA: Gazebo Survive 20 minutes in The Coop.

Hole-Diggin' Varmints! Save all the Wild Waste locals.

Lead Sparkleholic Collect 10,000 Moonsparkles.

Mark's Favorite Win a forklift race

Best of the Best Earn over 5,000,000 points in one adventure.

Puff, Puff, Vaas Collect all of the Vaas Chibis

Predictably Gullible Shoot down all the seagulls using the deck cannons.