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Ordination Collect all documents

King of the Ovals Drove a total of 500 miles (approx. 806km) on oval tracks

Proven Defender Complete "Defender Training - Stage 2"

Wages of Conflict Aquire all conflict diamonds in the game available through payment or exploration

Bring Back the Butt! Summon the Sexy Intern.

Prophet Finish the game without hiding in a barrel or closet

Top-Drawer Drifter Earned a total of 1,000,000 Drift Points

Ulaks Find and equip yourself with a pair of Ulaks.

Epic Troll Stash Complete "Epic Troll Stash"

Pound Cake Kill 10 enemies with one sledgehammer power-up

Full Package Unlock all endless levels.

Charted Find every hidden terminal.

All Together Now Complete "All Together Now" (Daily Quest)

Leaving a Fine Lookin' Fossil Hold a 'Proud Hero' pose to your demise, dressed in an Excavator outfit

The Full Cavity Treatment Complete all 3 Track Challenges on any track

Sanctified Finish the game in Hard Mode

Gotta Get Rifty Complete "Rifty Business"

Jester Juggle basketball 10 times without it touching anything

Can't get enough Kill over 1987 Red Dudes in endless mode.

Rival Crusher Earned Gold in all Mission Challenge races

Read the Defense Find all readables in "The Adventures of Gunslinger Joe"

Signing Bonus Find all gold in "The Adventures of Gunslinger Joe"

Shelter Skelter Complete "Shelter Skelter"

Shamona Dodge 1000 bullets

Melee Master Find and beat Iron Lord.

A New York Minute Finish In A New York Minute

The Hero We Deserve Reach Level 100

Preacher Finish the game in Nightmare Mode

Stipend Gained Find all gold in "The Deeds of Captain Wilkins"

Intel Acquired Find all readables in "The Deeds of Captain Wilkins"

Go Gnome! Destroy 100 Garden Gnomes in successful missions

Tactical King Earned Gold in all Circuit Experiences

Target Practice Shoot 50 Goober Balls out of the Air.

Okay, Vain Much? Obtain every cosmetic.

Open the Vents Get a Dark Athena vent tool.

Stand REDy Get RED ending in every level of SPEEDRUN challenge.

Above the Clouds Finish the 'Summit' mission.

Got your Privacy back Completed the Third Episode.

Rebel Start a Riot on the Athena.

Liberation! Complete "The Battle of Plank Harbor"

I Admire its Purity Complete Alien Campaign on Hard difficulty setting

... Oops. Complete "I'm Probably Dead"

Margo's Locker Find and open Margo's Locker.

Get REDy Get RED ending in every level of SPEEDRUNrt challenge.

Asahel Finish the game in under 4 hours

Control a Mech Find and control a Mech on the Dark Athena.

Scanny McScanface Discover and scan 50% of the holograms.

Crank Up the Gain Complete "Plankerton Storm Shield Defense 6"

Escape the Athena Find a way out of the Athena.

Many Planks Complete all the Main Quests in Plankerton