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Faithful Heir Collected thirteen royal arms.

Xenonaut Visit Tir ná Lia and convince Ge'els to betray Eredin.

Catching up on some reading Collect one Field Manual in the campaign

Even Odds Kill 2 monsters you have a contract on without using Signs, potions, mutagens, oils or bombs.

Fearless Vampire Slayer Complete the contract on Sarasti.

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

Up close and personal Perform a melee kill on 10 enemies anywhere in the campaign

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Passed the Trial Finish the game on any difficulty.

The King is Dead Defeat Eredin.

Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus

Cooking Expert Reached maximum cooking level.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Tortoise Toppler Defeated the adamantoise.

Ashes to Ashes Complete the contract on Therazane.

Survival Expert Reached maximum survival level.

Token Gesture Redeem 25 tokens.

How Do I Look? Unlock 10 customization items.

An Old Flame Complete the mission "Hunting The Firehawk".

Angling Expert Reached maximum fishing level.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Munchkin Reach character development level 35.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Historian Find every audio diary

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

The World Wanderer Collected all trophies.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Better Than Money Purchase 5 items from the Black Market.

Bounty Hunter Complete 20 side missions.

Card Sharp Find all of the Wanted posters.

No Man Left Behind Complete the mission "A Dam Fine Rescue".

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Tradecraft Join the Railroad

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked when all trophies collected.

The Show Must Go On Complete The Show Must Go On.

Through Mud and Blood Complete Through Mud and Blood

Divine Intervention Complete Divine Intervention.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber