SurfTheVoid

WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? Survive Athena

TYRANT Survive all 10 rooms

90s Henk Redemption Beat Action Henk in the City.

This Is My Rifle Earn 4 Gold Medals with Assault Rifles

Kung-Fu Party Play multiplayer with four people controlling enemies.

Retro Times Square Master Get 1,000,000 points in the Retro Times Square Home Run Pinball venue

Best Season Ever Match all of the Legendary Milestones during a season in Season Mode

Hildr Ascending Defeat Nidhogg with Hildr on easy.

Little guest Enter the entourage HQ.

Goodbye little guest Complete the game.

More Dakka Earn 4 Gold Medals with LMGs

My Entrepreneur Purchase an NBA Franchise in MyGM.

Danger Zone Survive 120 seconds straight without a shield (Classic)

Bumper Car Destroy 5 minibosses (Crash)

Freyr Ascending Defeat Nidhogg with Freyr on easy.

Multiplier Get a score of over 700,000.

BLOOD BANK FULL Fill the blood bank

Harbinger of Boom Earn 4 Gold Medals with Launchers

Epic Duelist Win 10 rounds in a row in a one-on-one fight.

ARCADE FLAWLESS people like to say that you can fail a million times but you only have to succeed once. i like succeeding more than once, myself

IF THE NEEDLE WON'T MOVE... gladitorial rules

Gen 3.0 Defeat 3 different Gen 3.0 bosses

Maximum Attack Get 10x strike combo (Assault)

Njord Ascending Defeat Nidhogg with Njord on easy.

Göll - Of War Complete the game on hard as Göll.

Freyr - Ruler of Peace Complete the game on hard as Freyr.

Hildr - Of Battle Complete the game on hard as Hildr.

Njord - Ruler of the Sea Complete the game on hard as Njord.

Skuld Ascending Defeat Nidhogg with Skuld on easy.

Geri Ascending Defeat Nidhogg with Geri on easy.

Herfjötur Ascending Defeat Nidhogg with Herfjötur on easy.

STRADDICTED® Die 1000 times

ALL STAR Beat STRAFE®

COMMITTED Beat the game without using teleporters

BRRRAT-A-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT Beat the game with the machinegun

SHHHHHH Find 666 secrets

HANGTIME Beat STRAFE jumping map

EXTERMINATED Beat Rats map

KILLED THE PAST Beat Gungeon

LIFE'S A BEACH Beat Going Home

DIRTY HANDS Interact with everything in the bathroom

Quickdraw Earn 4 Gold Medals with Sidearms

Never Saw It Coming Earn 4 Gold Medals with Sniper Rifles

Smoke & Mirrors Drive the entire "classic" length of Desert Limo without crashing.

Cleared Present Stacker Easy Mode Beat 1-10 one after another without losing or going back to the level select screen

d6 Admires You All Gold medals.

Closure The consequences of your journey have caught up with you

AM...AM I BEING HUSTLED if you keep abusing no fail mode i WILL take it away from you

AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE past the morning every day

PUNCHLINE a cruel answer