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Fight Apprentice Won every fight whilst taking less than 5 hits.

Flame On! Kill 50 enemies with fire (Campaign only).

The People's Champ Reach Arena Rank 5 (Campaign Arena only).

Tusker Kill 30 enemies with an elephant (Campaign only).

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

Reign Of Death Kill 30 enemies with Mortar rounds (Campaign only).

The Sky Is Falling Perform a takedown from a Buzzer (Campaign only).

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

Fully Loaded Learn all skills (Campaign only).

Renaissance Man Finish a public match of each game type in the Battles of Kyrat game mode (Battles of Kyrat only).

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Obedience Stopped the experiment voluntarily.

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Leaf on the Wind Glide to secret Egg Thief area in Town Square

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

What's in the Box? Unlock the strong chest in Doctor Shemp

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Birds of a Feather Flame every Vulture in Cliff Town

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside