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Simulation Hypothesis Attempt to use the artifact at a normal campfire. Well, that settles that!

The Grate Filter Swim through the dam grate. Not everyone makes it!

Car Pool Ride the Silicate Harvester with three other dwarves and kill five enemies each without leaving.

Toadstone Bind 50 different items.
A stone fashioned by the Don's underlings.
...It's rather moist.

Flat Hearther Stand your ground beneath a moving chain elevator.

Celsius 232.78 This knowledge isn't going to forbid itself!

Silver-Tier Employee Earn a Silver promotion.

Medal of the Holy Order Collected a total of 150 badges.

Karl Would Be Proud Successfully complete a Hazard Level 5 mission from start to finish where no dwarf goes down and without ordering a resupply.

Early Adopter Attempt to use the second artifact prototype. Curiousity killed the cat, but a time loop brought it back.

Enemy Adopted Use a ruler armor ability against an alien ruler

A Rival Silenced Permanently defeat one of the Chosen

Carnival Culinarian Cook each of the five Horloge recipes at least once

Oof Ouch, My Bones Have your spine adjusted by a pursuer.

Running on Fumes A SPARK unit survives a mission it started with less than half health

Born in the Darkness Get four kills from Shadow mode with a Reaper in a single mission

Marquee Star Unlock all skills and combos for circus classes

Clockworkn't Defeat Dweller of Scourge

Rock Solid Successfully complete five Hazard Level 5 missions from start to finish in a row.
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Fully Operational Resistance Raise XCOM's influence with all three factions to High in a single game

Roaming the Simulacrum Clear an Extreme stage within 3 minutes in Annihilation Simulacrum.

Warlocked Beat all of Horloge's Wheels champions

Unrivaled Wonder Earn top rank in all three of Horloge's minigames

Bosco, You're The Best You've completed 100 Solo missions. Most impressive.
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Slip and Slide Perform 10 S Grade Powerslides.

Completionist++ Earn a Gold Sticker on every Joker

40 Song Hard Clear Cleared 40 songs on Hard difficulty or higher
without using Support.

What doth it meanst? Bear witness to the secret vision

Platinum Balatro platinum trophy

1 / 900 Yahaha! You found me!

Regicide Kill an alien ruler the first time you encounter it

Sleep. Wake. Repeat. Be woken up from a dream 5 different ways in a single loop.

Matter Over Mind Defeat an Avatar with a SPARK unit

Hear No Evil Collect all Memory Shards in the Shout level

Deep For Speed Complete Any Deep Dive Under 45 Minutes

Around the world in 90 seconds Raft around the Stranger in under 90 seconds.

Expert Climber Clear the third stage of Babel, the Obelisk.

Squirrel Scavengers Find all 3 squirrels on Riders of the Rustlands

Wheelie God Perform 10 S Grade Wheelies.

Paved with Good Intentions Collect all Memory Shards in the Trees level

Advanced Dragon Achieve Hoard Rank 7

Pharmacist Certification Collect all crafting recipes.

One-Hit Wonder Beat Challenge mode.

Curiosity Killed the Cat Collect all Memory Shards in the Steam level

Now I Am The Master Use all ruler armor abilities in a single mission

Massacrertastic Destroy 20,000 enemies

Professional's Badge Complete 20 quests with an S rank.
A badge presented by your clients.

Reggae Harmonics Complete Stage 5.

The Absolute World Obtained all Trophies.

No Looking Back Beat the game in Ironman mode on Classic or Impossible difficulty.