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Tentaculicious La Kalma thanks you.

MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB it's funny, because usually people dream of quitting bartending to do music, but in this case, the opposite is true

OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE. it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

STAR...t You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements

Faced Worse Have a Runaway and a Duelist face the Ancestor

Child of Haqim You are a true vampire.

Not a Nice Person Successfully intimidate every possible NPC

Apex Predator Finish the game with 100% completion

Creative Freedom Master the Creation Glove by finishing the side missions

The Architect Finish Little Boxes side missions.

Crushed or Sliced? Reunite La Kalma and Salmoa and end their everlasting dispute.

Build a Drawbridge Beat Drawbridge without the help of Signor Resetto.

Steel Turtle Save the founder's village from Mount Krakentoa without using the force fields.

Head Over Heels Catch 50 Catfish at Lake Jordan

Genesis Complete the story level Genesis

Odin Enter a Top 1 score in the world leaderboard or get at least 80% perfect hits on any song
(OST only)

Game Developer Learn how to use the most advanced playground features and build your own island.

Master Cheat Protection Time Trial Beat the Master Cheat Protection in under 5 min.

Enlightenment Achieved Spend 24 Hours in Training

You Must Defeat The Avatar to Stand a Chance Complete Arcade Mode with all characters.

Programmed Psychosis Complete ‘A New America’, alone in a multiplayer lobby, on ‘Hard’ difficulty

Master Gladiator Complete all bonus objectives and flawlessly complete each tier 3 campaign

Tough crowd, Amarite? Search for the Khiren Amarites

Stone Cold Cleanse the Khiren’s sacred stones

Run, Forest, Run Rescue the Khiren spies from the Rivu camps

Cult Classic Investigate the cultists in the Mountain Town

Artifacts and Crafts Search for the Artifact in the Reliquary

Drawbridge Time Trial Beat Drawbridge in under 3 min and without the help of Signor Resetto.

You Spin Me Time Trial Beat You Spin Me and repair the ferris wheel in under 3 min.

Absolute Balance Unlock everything in Gallery mode

THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one

Be nice. Be NICE.

Dark and Stormy Cleanse the Storm Crystals in the Radiant Coast and begin the search for the Primal Artifact

Davy Jones’ Wardkey Kill the Pirate King and search for the Wardkey

Surf and Turf Cleanse the Primal Artifact in the Shrine of the Sea

Means of Production Destroy the foundries in the Wasteland

Sandstorm Free the Emerald Oasis from corruption

Metal Detector Find the Wardkey that grants access to the Mausoleum

Castle on a Cloud Place the Wardkey on the pedestal on the flying fortress to unlock the Mausoleum

Billionaire Reach 1 billion bankroll

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

Officer Obtain 1,000,000 Agency Points in total.

Junk Food Feed a roomba

Missing Link Shatter 20 ceramic objects
0/20

Journeyman Gladiator Complete all bonus objectives and flawlessly complete each tier 2 campaign

Capped Out Max out all of your badges in MyCAREER.

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.