Substancer

AN-I-MAL!!! Beat the Impossible Drum Challenge

Gnat's Nostril Complete Puzzle 20 but have at least 1 item left in your inventory that isn't Skip Go or Surrender

Oof Ouch, My Bones Have your spine adjusted by a pursuer.

Skull Cracker Kill 300 zombies in Horde Mode (streak)

Lieutenant Complete all 9 survival waves on medium difficulty.

Completionist Complete the game with 100% of the items

Who Would Win Upgrade a character's Rowdiness.

Boom Shake The Worm Win a round using only Grenades and Bazooka.

Ultimate Road Warrior Won all awards on the "Really Frequent Flyers" Road Challenge.

Flawless Guitar Solo 100% on a guitar solo on Expert, using only the solo buttons

Stay Frosty Fall into Orb Vallis coolant from 275 meters while on a K-Drive.

The Cable Guy Advance a Tecker to level 10.

The True Experience In any mission, complete at least one objective with only one marine in the squad.

The Horn Proclaimers Honk your horn 500 times, then honk your horn 500 more.

Unspeakable Horrors Kill 20,000 Mist Monsters in successful missions

Castle Never Complete the Epic Dungeon, Castle Never

Platinum Games Obtain 15 Platinum in all Challenges

Beat Zico: 2048 Equal or beat the lap time of 32.5 seconds on Downtown circuit, Speed Lap, A class, using the Feisar Speed ship

1000000% Just Stop!

Sun, Sun, Sun Here It Comes Get a 350-note streak playing Here Comes The Sun on Guitar.

The Painless Maze Complete E4M6: The Pain Maze on Nightmare without taking damage.

Bosco, You're The Best You've completed 100 Solo missions. Most impressive.
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Regicide Kill every Queen during a campaign.

Tour of Duty Complete all VR Luge Tour challenges

Rank 50 Reach Rank 50 in the 2048 Campaign

King of the Road Complete all VR Luge Challenges

Retro Score over 10 million on Evolved Classic Level before losing a life

Challenge Savant Completed 25 Challenges on Expert

Fill Me In Completed all fills at 60BPM or higher, or half of the fills at 140BPM or higher

Adept Astrologer Earn a total of 1000 Stars (Quickplay+)

Stalwart Complete Fort 17 without vital worm taking damage

Banner Expert Give 25 orders from Banner View in a single world.

Mass Murderer Kill 80 challenges

Speedy Delivery Complete the final fight in less than 1 minute 30 seconds.

Soak-Crates Collect the vital crate on Fort 18 before sudden death kicks in

Going Gold Complete 50 of the challenges at Gold or better

String Quartet Play a song with 4 Lead Guitarists

Building Trust Complete a Quest and deepen your friendship with your Ruler.

The Healing Touch Achieve level 10 and gain the Healer Role

The Bachman-Turner Award Maintained deployed Overdrive for 90 seconds.

Call off the Strike Complete Fort 14 without using the Airstrike

Head Hunter Complete Fort mission 20

Tamer of Demogorgon Earn Gold victory in Demogorgon

1 / 900 Yahaha! You found me!

What's wrong with you?! Complete the game in one sitting.

Gone Bananas Complete Fort 16 by using the Banana Bomb

Sleep. Wake. Repeat. Be woken up from a dream 5 different ways in a single loop.

Endless Voyager Collect 4 Keycards.

Ace Bassist Earn a Bass Career score of 1,000,000.

Deep For Speed Complete Any Deep Dive Under 45 Minutes