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Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Julia's Story Learned about Julia's Life

The Bell Killer's Story Learned about the Bell Killer

Crush Your Enemies Complete 10 "Tribal Clash" quests.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Gotcha Eliminate 10 enemies using hunting traps.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie