StrublesNBits

Shiv-a-saur Kill a large dinosaur with a dagger

Helpful Laundryman Push all the laundry bags

Fell for it Defeat the Mechameleon

Cheers Don't miss a single glass of sarsaparilla in Saloon Bug.

What Was That? Attack, counter, cast a Sign and throw a bomb (in any order) in under 4 seconds.

One Foot in the Grave Complete story mode.

Death Decider Get gold in all races in the showdown.

Explosive efficiency Kill 3 enemies with one landmine

Social Lubricant Complete level 10 against all 3 Drinking Game opponents

Pumped Porter Deliver 3,000 kg of cargo.
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Unacceptable Complete the "Scales of Justice" mission

Wharf Complete a match on Wharf with at least 5 downs or executions

Pit Boss Run The Pit in 'S.S.D.D.' and finish with a final time under 30 seconds.

Death Defiler Get gold in all races in the graveyard.

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Bookstore Complete a match on Bookstore with at least 5 downs or executions

...to make an omelet Destroy all the mutant dinosaur eggs

Colonel Fortesque’s Special Recipe Turn an enemy into a Roasted Chicken and eat it.

Death Despiser Get gold in all races in the farm.

Well-Rounded Warrior Complete all Haiku, Onsen, Shinto Shrines, and Bamboo Strikes on Iki Island.

Bus Depot Complete a match on Bus Depot with at least 5 downs or executions

Dark Rider Ride for 100 miles
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Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers

By The Book Complete 100% of all main mission constraints.

Rest In Pieces In a BT area, cut an umbilical cord for the first time without the BT noticing.

The Enemy of My Enemy Use the Axii Sign to force one opponent to kill another. Do this 20 times.

Custom 358 Drove at 120 mph or faster for 20 seconds

Paperboy The Hard Way Run over 5 bikers.

Federation Day Gather intel on Rorke. (Complete "Federation Day" on any difficulty.)

My Name is Lincoln Clay You jammed a knife through Santangelo's head

6 Feet Under Complete story mode as The Grim Reaper.

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

Legend Of The Wastes Reach Level 50

As It Was Foretold Complete "The Prophecy" storyline

He Was A Skater Boy Knock 5 skaters off the road.

Chiyoko's Song Complete all Animal Sanctuaries.

Turistas Complete 'Takedown' and 'The Hornet's Nest' on Veteran difficulty.

The Quick Driver Complete a Time Bomb Death Run

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

Million Dollar Granddad Fully upgrade your kart.

Suburbs Complete a match on Suburbs with at least 5 downs or executions

Forsaken Survivalist Complete a game of Survivors on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me Successfully use a shield to block 20 attacks.

Countermeasures Kill 20 enemies using a counter move

Driver's Ed Shoot the driver of the suicide truck.

Target Confirmed Instruct the Honey Badger to kill 80 enemies in 'Exodus'.

Ypres' wake-up call Ring the bell 3 times in Ypres

Sixty Deaths and Sixty Births in a Day Complete Episode 8: Heartman.

Whack-a-wyrm Defeat the dragon in the Crystal Caves.

A Fair Day's Pay It's time for a little getaway.