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It's a new record! Beat a 0:59.000 lap in Time Trial at Miami Ocean Drive in 1967 Chevrolet Corvette

David, Meet Goliath In The Tortured Path, defeat the Guardian solo.

Golden Gauntlet Complete Gauntlet of Gales on Apocalypse difficulty with the golden parrot as your companion.

Same To You, Buddy! Use the Abomination Roar emote at the Jungle Abomination.

Brooklyn Brains Unlock and use the Smart Cover skill.

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! In Alpha Omega, buy all four perks in any order in 35 seconds or less

Going Green In Tag der Toten, open all paths without turning on the power

I Need Them All Unlock all mission item drops in the base game and DLCs.

Experimental Prototype In Alpha Omega, construct a Ray Gun

Pack Your Bags In Tag der Toten, pack a weapon in all Pack-a-Punch locations in a single match

Lifeline In Tag der Toten, use all the ziplines without killing an enemy or going in to last stand in a single match

Hometown Hero Liberate all of Brooklyn's Main and Secondary locations.

Abnormal Energy Bill In Tag der Toten, light up all the totems in a single match

Flying Skulls Kill 25 airborne Skeletons with the Sword of Transitus

Critical Beauty 300 Critical Art finishes... It would seem a crimson rose that blooms within an ugly heart can still be beautiful...

Long Live DedSec Complete all Campaign Missions on Resistance mode

Ray Gun Bonanza In Alpha Omega, construct all Ray Guns in a single match

It's a Toss-Up In Alpha Omega, kill 15 Jolting Jacks on rooftops with grenades in a single match

GT-R Official Record Achieve a time of 7'29.03 on the Nürburgring Nordschleife in a Nissan GT-R '07.
The record must be achieved in a Time Trial in the Arcade mode version of the car with tires of Sports Hard grade or lower equipped.

Ray-gnarok In Alpha Omega, stun 10 zombies at once with the Ray Gun Mk. II-V

Fight the way you practice Clear an arena challenge with the Custom Mode enabled.

Brooklyn Bounty Hunter Complete a bounty from each Safe House in Brooklyn.

Four Old Gods In Ancient Evil, complete all the Primordial God Trials

Salvation Lies Above In Tag der Toten, Ascend from Darkness

Entrapment Entrepreneur In Alpha Omega, kill 11 zombies with 5 different traps

Magnificent Three Score the maximum of 3 stars in any Arcade mission.

Secret In Tag der Toten, find the secret

Brooklyn Backup Respond to a call for help and revive a fellow agent in Brooklyn.

Johnny would be pleased Beat a 1:03.000 lap in Time Trial at San Fran Short Circuit in 1971 Plymouth GTX

Bam, Bam, Win! Winning 300 matches will put the word out for Matsuda Jiu-Jitsu! It'll be like, "the succesor or Matsuda Jiu-Jitsu, Laura Matsuda is right here!"

Headhunter You completed Assassin's Run with 100% accuracy using only head shots

Alpha Centurion Defeat 100 Tower Guards.

Priceless You managed to get 1,000,000 FM. That's pretty good! The real value, however, is in the path you walked to earn that much.

Let's fight someone strong! Finally, Golden League! There are so many potential rivals! Now the fun really begins!

Time Management You finished Chain Kill or Bend Time Massacre without failing any wave, including bonuses

You're one smooth operator Beat a 03:03.765 lap in Time Trial at Strada Alpina (Circuito Stradale) in Bugatti Bolide

One Of Those Days Stay Enraged for 20 seconds.

Nightmare Complete the game on Nightmare Difficulty

Heavy Boots Complete the game in Ironman Mode

I am Death Incarnate! Complete the game on Ultra Nightmare Difficulty

Where He Stood Defeat Commander Bakunin.

Just A Man Defeat Bakunin in less than 3 minutes.

Strafing Run Kill 3 enemies with Surge during one jump.

Scrapped Defeat the Golem.

What do you mean, Drift?! Score at least 1,000,000 points at Okutama Sprint Drift Stage - Full Route

Sticks And Stones Fill up your Rage Bar just by deflecting projectiles

Obedient Machine Complete "No Other Choice" without killing any enemies (excluding beacons).

Everyone Needs A Hobby Find all the collectibles on Hel levels.

Legacy Drivers Complete "My Friend" without using any upgrades

Up Close And Personal Complete "Down Below" without using Surge on the enemies.