Stowminator

First Success Complete an alien organ transplant.

SWA Rules Match Debut Fight in first SWA Rules Match.

Murder Technician Defeat 100 Haters

Hear No Evil Collect all Memory Shards in the Shout level

Battle Royale Debut Fight in first Battle Royale.

Will No One Face Me? Complete all of the Danger Ball Quickplay challenges

Bathroom Break Earn a Match Evaluation of 58% or below.

Bazooka Expert Complete the game in Normal Difficulty

Paved with Good Intentions Collect all Memory Shards in the Trees level

The Pink Hat! Beat the game while wearing the Blue Hat.

Mighty Millionaire Score 1,000,000 points in total.

Expert Climber Clear the third stage of Babel, the Obelisk.

Student becomes Teacher Create a school

Getting serious Reach Game Mode Level 100

Squirrel Scavengers Find all 3 squirrels on Riders of the Rustlands

Attention Spam Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

Gameplay master, gold Achieved three quarters of the different badges across the whole game

Curiosity Killed the Cat Collect all Memory Shards in the Steam level

I'm not Invisible Set off the security camera 5 times in one level.

Whirlwind Clear the table in 8-Ball in less than 70 seconds

Marquee Star Unlock all skills and combos for circus classes

Carnival Culinarian Cook each of the five Horloge recipes at least once

Warlocked Beat all of Horloge's Wheels champions

Clockworkn't Defeat Dweller of Scourge

Slaughter Master Kill 1000 enemies

Unrivaled Wonder Earn top rank in all three of Horloge's minigames

Mighty Amazing Complete every AMAZING! technical bonus.

Won't Even Need Glasses! Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1250ml of blood

Danger Baller Complete all of the Danger Ball challenges

Outdrew Outlaw Defeated an Outlaw in 1 vs 1 Ranked Deathmatch

What doth it meanst? Bear witness to the secret vision

Don't Even Need A Bucket Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 900ml of blood

Open Really Wide Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 550ml of blood

Hit Girl Expert With Hit Girl, Kill 2 enemies in one wall run attack.

Brainstorm Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Freewheelin' Win Combo Racers without touching the throttle after the first lap, at Redwood Lakes.

Helmet PI Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car

Master of the Flying Assassins Clear any challenge of the Heliport arena by throwing all enemies out.

All Good Things Come to an End Collect all Memory Shards in the Planes level

Worthy Opponents Kill all bosses in their last level with one character

Amateur 8-Ball Champ Win the amateur 8-Ball career

Cleared Story (Fast) Complete the game within 120 minutes.

Blink And You'll Miss It Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Glass Lass Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss

Showing them how it's done Complete a 9 online game win streak

Legendary Climber Clear the final stage of Babel, Axis Mundi.

This Is El Dorado! Earn every gold prize.

Actions Speak Louder Than Words Collect all Memory Shards in the Pearls level

Big Daddy Expert With Big Daddy, use the flashbang to stun 6 enemies at once.

Mighty Survivor Complete every QUICK CLEAR! And NICE CLEAR! technical bonus.