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Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.

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Sun Striker Take out 20 Defense Units in one run of Death by Darkness

Evolution Champion Win the 'Evolution' Trophy event on gold star difficulty.

Au-revoir Gopher! Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.

Back Home Escape the Encasement with Fai's help

Intergalactic Mechanic Collect all 5 Vessel Shards

Crystal Crusader Complete Color Combat without Dani's health falling to a critical level

Unbridled Potential Learn and enhance every spell possible.

Torque Champion Win the 'Torque' Trophy event on gold star difficulty.

Build It Up Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!

Over The Top! Play 200 complete Online Matches

The Satanic Bible Kill Isaac with Azazel

Redline Completionist Gain all stars in 'Redline'

Into the Void Take out 25 Defense Units with gadgets

Take a Bow In Der Eisendrache, upgrade the Wrath of the Ancients.

Demolitions Expert Blow up 30 Defense Units as Fai in Comandante Fai

SCORE ATTACK > REGULAR 2 Obtain Rank B or higher in SCORE ATTACK > REGULAR.

That's all people really want to do... Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.

Dream Team Defeat an arena with at least 2 players

Get Dizzy Ride 3 complete revolutions of the big wheel in "Steam"

AMG Champion Win the 'AMG' Trophy event on gold star difficulty.

Minuto de Silencio Mourn the loss of the Alebrije while playing as X’Tabay.

Home At Last You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!

Flawless Clarity Complete a run in Lost Between Worlds in 15 minutes

I said we’re CLOSED! In Nacht Der Untoten, do not let any zombies enter the building during the first 3 rounds.

So Skilled Unlock a single Skill Challenge in Skill Games

The Teacher Remains the Teacher Defeat Javier Jaguar as Uay Chivo in an un-nerfed one-on-one rematch.

Quick Off Your Feet In Der Eisendrache, wall buy the BRM.

Sakura Completionist Gain all stars in 'Sakura'.

Apex Completionist Gain all stars in 'Apex'

No Ice Ice Baby Complete the seesaw puzzle in "Ice" without using an ice cube

BOO! Play a full game of Haunted on Classic

Together We Stand Unlock a family trait of three different Bergsons.

Friends With Pharaoh's Play a full game of Oasis on Classic

The Eagle has Landers In Ascension, escape on all three lunar landers.

Pinball Wizard Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!

Extra Effort Score with a first time Sliding Shot

Dark Boy Beat the Depths/Necropolis without taking damage

Mama's Boy Beat the Womb/Utero without taking damage

Scott Norwood in the Hizzy... Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.

Mom's Knife Kill Satan with Isaac

Death From Above In Der Eisendrache, kill a zombie while being flung by a Wundersphere.

Perfection Score a Perfect Hat Trick (left foot, right foot, header)

That’s a lot of Jigawatts! In Der Eisendrache, electrocute 121 zombies.

The Polaroid Beat Cathedral 5 times

A New Member Save the wolf cub.

Tricky Complete the slope jump in "Ice" with 2 snowboards strapped to your feet

Downforce Completionist Gain all stars in 'Downforce'.

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