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I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Maliketh the Black Blade Defeated Maliketh the Black Blade

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Hoarah Loux, Warrior Defeated Hoarah Loux, Warrior

Artificer Make a smithed item, an enchanted item, and a potion

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Lichdragon Fortissax Defeated Lichdragon Fortissax

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Shardbearer Malenia Defeated Shardbearer Malenia

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Snake Tongue Successfully persuade, bribe, and intimidate

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

All Endings... Saw all endings.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dragonlord Placidusax Defeated Dragonlord Placidusax

The Canyons Complete all levels in The Canyons

Legendary Talismans Acquired all legendary talismans

Hard Worker Chop wood, mine ore, and cook food

Expert Reach Level 25

BEYOND: TWO SOULS™ MASTER Collected all trophies!

Taking Care of Business Join the Thieves Guild

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

Explorer Discover 100 Locations

Elden Lord Achieved the "Elden Lord" ending

Legendary Armaments Acquired all legendary armaments

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Age of the Stars Achieved the "Age of the Stars" ending

Legendary Ashen Remains Acquired all legendary ashen remains

Legendary Sorceries and Incantations Acquired all legendary sorceries and incantations

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Invisible Predator Complete one predator challenge by using only Silent Takedowns and without being detected

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Punisher Punish 10 enemies (excluding battles in the Hall of Virtue).
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Biggest Bang Complete story mode on Hard difficulty

GG Win the MVP award in a game that goes to overtime

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Blood Oath Become a member of the Circle

Lord of Frenzied Flame Achieved the "Lord of Frenzied Flame" ending

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Sky High Score an Aerial Goal

Trifecta Score a Goal, Save a shot, and Assist a teammate in a single game

A Fine Hound Execute and land 5 Precision Sics (excluding battles in the Hall of Virtue).
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Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.