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Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

Completed Chapter 5 - 2 Complete Chapter 5 - 2 on any difficulty setting.

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Gimmee That! Get the Power Cell from the Pelican

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Yee Haw! Herd the Yakows in to their Pen

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS - 9mm

A New Suit Acquire the Black Suit

Completed Chapter 5 - 3 Complete Chapter 5 - 3 on any difficulty setting.

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

Delicious Kill the Apex Predator in Dead Horse Lake

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Completed Chapter 6 - 1 Complete Chapter 6 - 1 on any difficulty setting.

Completed Chapter 6 - 2 Complete Chapter 6 - 2 on any difficulty setting.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

THREE AT JERICHO Bring the three characters to Crossroads

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Good Riot Good guys stand up and take the heat.

Lifeguard Save partner 10 times when DYING is displayed.

Medicine Complete "It Chose You"

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Another Way Complete "No Escape"

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

The Great Hunt Complete "Anything Can Be Broken"

Overdrive As Miles, use Reverse Flux to pull 6 or more enemies together simultaneously

Leave Us Alone Complete "Don't Be Scared"

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

On Your Own Reached Adult Growth

Hang Ten Perform 30 Air Tricks in a row without touching the ground
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I Quit Complete "This Isn't You"

Perfect Timing Parry 100 enemies

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Antidote Defeat a Symbiote that is under the effect of Anti-Venom status