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Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Key of Spirits Find the Key of Spirits

Gathering moss Get crushed by a Boulder

Put this apple on your head Throw a spear six nodes or farther

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Drive-By Kill 25 enemies while shooting and driving (Campaign only).

Exorcist Remove or destroy 15 Masks of Yalung (Campaign only).

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Gearhead Complete 3 Kyrati Films: Racing or Kyrati Films: Survival activities (Campaign only).

From A Distance Kill a target from 60m or more with an arrow or bolt (Campaign only).

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Ophidiophobia Slay the Queen of Venom

Atlas of Beyond Discover the Atlas of Beyond

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Déjà-vu Slay the same creature four times in a row

Phalanx Obtain all Shields

All Clear Liberate all Outposts (Campaign only).

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

Robin Hood Hijack 3 Royal Cargo Trucks and return them to a liberated Outpost (Campaign only).

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Roadkill Run over 25 people (Campaign only).

Master builder Stack three Pillars

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

Like A Bird Fly 5000m total in the Wingsuit (Campaign only).

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Immortal no more Unearth the Shard of Life

Back to reality Return from the Mirror of Spirits

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Well-Rounded Complete any 6 Hunting quests (Supplies, Control, Survival) (Campaign only).

Curator Complete all Relics

Preservation Society Break all Vases

Defuser Complete 3 Bomb Defusal quests (Campaign only).

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.