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Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Beat School: Synth Madness 1 Complete the Beat School level.

Can't Stop, Won't Stop. BadBoy! Perform a 1000 Hit Combo

Wonderfalls Check behind the waterfall for secrets.

It's Alive! Create a Jomsviking

Beat School: Synth Madness 2 Complete the Beat School level.

Nailed It Get 100 kills with the God's Hammer

Beat School: Badd Syntax Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Pedal to the Metal Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Axe Grinder Complete the Beat School level.

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Love Birds You re-united the two love birds.

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

Let Me Ride Travel 200 meters on top of a car by hacking it

Fire in the Hole Destroy 10 monster nests using bombs.

Get Stoned Stonify and Shatter Kill 100 Demons with the Stone Blast Supernatural Power

Pain Builds Character Finish the game on hard difficulty.

A Road Less Traveled Complete the mission "The Road To Sanctuary".

I'll Get Everything Back! Acquired all trophies.

Snap + Slide 8 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 8 pieces in 30 seconds or under.

Tis but a flesh wound! Sever 100 limbs.

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

...My Dear Watson Choose a new element for all of your Supernatural Powers

Adreaux On Call Completed Episode 18.

Steam Punk Create weapons to rival the gods of fire or thunder.

Hard Finish Finish story mode on Hard, without changing the difficulty setting.

Iron Giant Down Defeat the mutated Heisenberg.

Laying Down the Law Kill 6 enemies with the Revolver without reloading

The Root of the Matter Find the Megamycete in the underground ruins.

Great Dad Finish the story on at least Casual difficulty.

Legendary Hunter Hunt and loot 5 rare animals

Goblin Hunter Defeated 100 goblins

...Double-Hockey-sticks Conquer all of New Hades with 100% City Take Over

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Pod Hunter All Pods found.

Evil to the Core Purchase every negative Karma upgrade for each power.

Repairer Combine a treasure into its complete form.

Purple Demons Have minions kill 100 Demons with the Summon Supernatural Power

A Trusty Old Friend Kill 5 enemies within 10 seconds using any rifle

The God of War Complete Arcade Mode with Kratos

Falling to Pieces Completed Episode 19.

Hard Choices Complete the Grantebridgescire Arc

Smooth Felon Escape a Level 5 felony

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

Woman of the People Complete every Mission

Leaks and Leaks Finish Operation: Ubistolen

It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature! Complete your first Animus Anomaly

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Beat School: A Funky Introduction Get started with this simple bass loop!