SpoonmanUSMC

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

It's Alive! Create a Jomsviking

The Doppler Effect Resolve the doppler problem in Novigrad.

Environmentally Unfriendly Kill 50 opponents using the environment (e.g. swamp gas, insects or objects).

Nailed It Get 100 kills with the God's Hammer

Let Me Ride Travel 200 meters on top of a car by hacking it

Beat School: Synth Madness 1 Complete the Beat School level.

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Fire in the Hole Destroy 10 monster nests using bombs.

Beat School: Synth Madness 2 Complete the Beat School level.

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Beat School: Badd Syntax Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Pedal to the Metal Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Axe Grinder Complete the Beat School level.

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

A Long Journey Begins Completed "The Man with the Guardian Spirit".

Get Stoned Stonify and Shatter Kill 100 Demons with the Stone Blast Supernatural Power

Hypnotize Finish Operation: W4tched

Can't Touch This Kill 20 enemies in a row without taking damage.

Old School Justice Finish Operation: Eye for An Eye

"This Guy Is Really Good" Score 200 points at the shooting range.

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

I'll Get Everything Back! Acquired all trophies.

...My Dear Watson Choose a new element for all of your Supernatural Powers

Pheidippides Run (move or sprint) at least 42,195 m

Iron Giant Down Defeat the mutated Heisenberg.

The Root of the Matter Find the Megamycete in the underground ruins.

Great Dad Finish the story on at least Casual difficulty.

Pieces of the Puzzle Obtain a key by completing the second Riddler trial.

Repairer Combine a treasure into its complete form.

Necromancer Help Yennefer extract information from Skjall's body.

Better Than You Were Reach level 10.

...Double-Hockey-sticks Conquer all of New Hades with 100% City Take Over

Judgment Day Win the rumble down under.

Rebirth Finish the game and return to the beginning.

Book Him! Complete Ghosts from The Past quest.

The Whole Story Find ALL Audio Logs.

Fear of Success Survive Scarecrow's ambush.

Purple Demons Have minions kill 100 Demons with the Summon Supernatural Power

Smooth Felon Escape a Level 5 felony

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Hard Choices Complete the Grantebridgescire Arc

Mouths Wide Open Kill a Volatile

A Thirst for Knowledge Restore your first memory chip.

Leaks and Leaks Finish Operation: Ubistolen

Joined the Mile High Club Finish Operation: Hack teh World

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Super Spatula Seeker Get 25 Golden Spatulas.

Never Say Die Revive a partner in Co-op.

Beat School: A Funky Introduction Get started with this simple bass loop!