Spocker

Band Savior Was a savior 3 times during a single song

Buy a Real Instrument Already! Beat any Impossible Challenge on Expert

PAIN in the Park Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement Park and After Hours

Lanced Endlessli Defeat a Lanced Endlessli

Dude Abides Use "The Dude" to score 30 Strikes in Bowling

Lanced Multipli Defeat a Lanced Multipli

Lanced Plenti Defeat a Lanced Plenti

Gamma Get to a hard-to-reach spot above a purple forest.

Green Flag Clear the specified stage without a tower ever upgrading

Demon Boy Beat Hell dark world without dying

Highscorer Get a highscore of 125,000 on each mode

Glutton Create 10 perfect quads

Real Fan Play for over fifty hours

Speed Chess Complete the Chess level in less than 00:06:00

Apollyon Baby Complete all hard mode marks with Apollyon

All Seeds 04 Open all seeds in garden 04, without using continues

Completionist+ Win with every deck on Gold Stake difficulty

Showdown at Hissiq Springs Eliminate the pirates and find Threepio.

Silver Medal Raise Guild Rank to 8.
A respectful award from the Guild.

Combo Mambo Get 15x Combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

Balan's a Happy Chappy Collect every gold Balan statue

Heir Apparent Complete every round of Balan's Bout ranked "Excellent"

Black Belt Unlock Master Zone 5.

Silver Streak Collect fifteen silver cups (or higher) in Solo Tournament.

Affliction Addiction Get 100,000,000 points in Downtown

Toadstone Bind 50 different items.
A stone fashioned by the Don's underlings.
...It's rather moist.

A Theatre off the Beaten Path... Collect all trophies

CRASH COMMANDO Reach commando level 25.

I Want It All! Achieve 100% completion

The Chosen One Finish every level in RAD mode

Certified Professional Beat every challenge/Unlock RAD mode

Kuleshov Effect Complete the game a second time, choosing levels in a different order

Academy Award Obtain all Trophies

Paint the town red Complete Chapter 3

Jacob & Esau You are just like your father...

Eternal Life Obtain the Ankh.

Speed Limit Clear In The Zone with a gold medal, without going faster than 70!

Red Key The other side is calling...

Quadruple Whammy 2X Destroy 16 turrets in 2 seconds in Level DC08

Lounging Around Score 2500 points and win 5 Badges in a single Lounge Mode match

Zombie Boy Beat The Rapture dark world without dying

Hot Heels Boost and sprint all the way through level CU02

Clothes to the Edge Bought over $100,000 worth of items from the Rock Shop

Graduate Researcher Complete Blast Factor™ Specimen 4

League King Reach the Pro level of the league.

Gold Run Get all gold medals

Antique Collector Save the priceless antique

Runner Up Win 96 Silver Medals

Skill Shot! Swerve or Jump to pot a ball.

Constipated 100th Strike