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Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Completed Chapter 6 - 3 Complete Chapter 6 - 3 on any difficulty setting.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

Full Belly Obtain all of the Apples of Iðunn and Horns of Blood Mead

Shoot Some B-Roll For Elena Explore Photo Mode

Recruit Complete all chapters on Amateur.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Ready for Commitment Fully upgrade one armor set

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

The Florist Collect one flower from each of the nine realms

20 Kills: Wes - 44 Kill 20 Enemies with the Wes - 44

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

The Librarian Collect all of the Books

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Nerd Find all clues using ARI (Crime scene + Mad Jack + Fish tank) and find the Origami Killer

Trials by Fire Complete the Trials of Muspelheim

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

Run-and-Gunner Kill 20 Enemies by Shooting from the Hip (without aiming)

The Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

Proficient Fortune Hunter Find 30 Treasures

DEFEND YOURSELF Markus pushed Leo

Bag Full O' Cache Find 75% of GPS caches.

50 Kills: Micro-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the Micro-9mm

30 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 30 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Lethal Purchase all skills in all categories.

250 Headshots Defeat 250 Enemies with Headshots

20 Kills: Desert - 5 Kill 20 Enemies with the Desert - 5

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

The Strangers Complete chapter 2

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Retribution Complete chapter 3