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Star Performance Complete the Side Mission: "Jesse Faden starring in 'Swift Platform'"

In Memoriam Pick up Frank's note after it's discarded

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

The Doctor Rescue and extract Dr. Jessica Kandel.

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Back in the Fight Start the Single Player Campaign on any difficulty.

Sock Concert Find half (40) of Patrick's Socks.

A very special day Kill 250 zombies with modified weapons.

No raccoons in here Complete act 2.

Surge of Power Upgrade Surge to the maximum level

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Busy, busy, busy Finish 75 quests cumulatively.

Instrument of Tragedy Strode into danger's den and paid the consequences.

Better Than Money Purchase 5 items from the Black Market.

Bounty Hunter Complete 20 side missions.

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

No Man Left Behind Complete the mission "A Dam Fine Rescue".

Gotta find'em all Find 60 collectibles.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Squired Up Discover the Trials of the Knitted Knights.

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Mega Spatula Seeker Get 75 Golden Spatulas.

Lights Out While in stealth, turn off the spotlight generator in Pittsburgh

Ship Shape Reclaim the Flying Dutchman's ship in the Flying Dutchman's Graveyard.

Uncontrollable Took every opportunity to be evil as Aiden.

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Explorer Found all the bonuses.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

The Captain Rescue Captain Roy Benitez.

SpongeBob vs SpongeBob! Defeat SpongeBot SteelPants in the Chum Bucket Lab.

Lab Technician Play and complete a game session of Game Lab in the Multiplayer Public playlist.

Shanghaied Defeat the Flying Dutchman.

The Small Does Not Rule Defeat Robo-Plankton and neutralize SpongeBot SteelPants' Brain.

Kelp Forest of Fear Find all the Lost Campers in Kelp Forest.

Homerun! Get a Homerun

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Build Em Up, Break Em Down Upgrade and then break one of every melee weapon
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Master Of The Caribbean Complete the Discovery Mode of Wolfpack in Multiplayer.

Too Big to Fail Destroy the Jamming Tower. Complete "Black Tuesday" on any difficulty.

Rite of Passage Complete Shadow of the Tomb Raider on Rite of Passage difficulty

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Build Buster Kill a Constructor without it ever building another bot.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

A Better World Let every possible character die and chose to go with them to the Infraworld.

The Engineer Rescue Paul Rhodes.

Out of the Past Survive the Eagle's medicine and bid farewell to a new friend.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Nobody's Perfect Play the Jak X game in Left Behind