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Mr. Nowhere Destroy all Mr. Everywhere statuettes.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Pelicans in Your Pocket Obtain all of the Antique Coins in Easy or Normal difficulty.

Bearcicle Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 3.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Boom Stick Introduce Sly to his long lost Cooper relative in Episode 4.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Back in the Game Reassemble the crew

Play It Safe Unlock the Cooper Safe in Episode 1.

I Need A Mouse Trap Meet up with an old adversary.

I Believe the Time Is Now Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 4.

Keep Your Turban On Make friends with Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 5.

Training Wheels Off Reach REP level 2

Costume Party Obtain every costume in the game.

Oh Look It's Shiny Pickpocket 10 unique items.

Spread the Word Win your first event against a Street League

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Home Sick Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 5.

Final Chapter? Complete every job and beat every boss in all the episodes.

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Cheers Don't miss a single glass of sarsaparilla in Saloon Bug.

Angel Knives Defeat Black Fang without getting hit

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Nobody's Perfect Played Jak X Combat Racing

In Service Obtained the Maid costume.

A Daily a Day Complete your first Daily Challenge

Snap + Slide 14 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 14 pieces in 40 seconds or under.

Friendly Competition Beat your first Autolog Recommendation

Walk it Off Complete the game using only 3 First Aid Meds or less.

Just Get Me Outta Here Complete the game within 4 hours.

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Ancient Warfare 3 Crackshot 10 enemies within 65 seconds.

Golden Arrow Complete the archery minigame without hitting any friendly targets.

La Catrina Defeat Graveyard Shift league boss La Catrina

The Diary of a Maid Completed “The Diary of a Maid.”

Resource Manager Complete the game without opening the Item Box more than 3 times.

Put It In Your 401K Unlock the Cooper Safe in Episode 2.

More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Udo Roth Defeat League 73 league boss Udo Roth

Downgrade Complete any Alter Ego without leveling up once.

Clothes Whore You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

Raid the Arsenal Kill 1 enemy with each of the 6 Gun classes.

Clockwerk Collector Collect over 20 treasures.

Sparrow Approves Use the compass many times to navigate.

We Got This Complete the Highway Heist

Hurtle Rescue Rescued a Bot in Building Speed.