Spider-Popper

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Hide and Seek Baba Yaga: Rescue Nadia from Trinity

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Back in Business Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.