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You're on a boat! I bet you never thought you'd be here

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Plastic Prison Breakers They had no way out.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

A Paneful Demise Defeat the Stained Glass Demon in the Hilltop Mausoleum.

Sanctuary Complete "Sanctuary"

Commonwealth Citizen Reach Level 10

It Took Two You did it! CO-LLA-BO-RATION!

Speedy McSpeederton Raced around the Ludicrous Speedway in record time

Loom for Improvement Upgrade a piece of gear

Counterintelligence Complete Chapter 2 in Ada's campaign.

Gimme That Back! Lose, then recover your weapon from an Imp.

Fully Loaded Rescued enough Claptraps to earn 42 inventory slots

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

This Takes Me Back Complete Chapter 3 in Ada's campaign.

Ada's Demise Complete Chapter 4 in Ada's campaign.

Bug Sized Relaxation Release that tension at the root level.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

What's Next? Complete Chapter 5 in Ada's campaign.

Faraway Frequencies The truth was out there all along!

Green around the Ears Complete the entire game on Amateur.

Mostly Armless Kill something with your own arm.

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Raising Expectations Reach a combo of 100

Diamond Hard You cleaned out Vangelico to pay back Martin Madrazo.

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Ding! Champion Earned level 50

Challenge Accepted Complete all tiers of a challenge

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Wolfsbane Defeat the Guardians of the Graveyard.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Unlikely Valentine Complete "Unlikely Valentine"

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

The Defender of Dragons Save a dragon

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Coasting Along Visit Poidsear Coast

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

I Prefer Them Alive Rescue two female survivors at the cathedral.