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Kill or Be Killed Kill Another Player

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Take the Stage Defeat your opponent and achieve victory in 3 stages.

Darth Nader Kill 3 Enemies With 1 Grenade

Bulletproof Complete a mission without taking any damage

Six Years In The Making Find and kill a sasquatch.

Unite In Speed Beginner Gain a star in any event of 'Unite In Speed'.

Juggernaut Win 5 Tower Battles

Hokey Pokey Get 20 shots in each shot location (Head, Torso, Groin, each leg, and each arm)

Deja-Vu (All Over Again) Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7.
"I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"

Just a Flesh Wound Complete a level without dying.
"Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."

Insecticide Destroy 50% of the Electroflies in the Single Player Campaign

Eyes on the Prize Redeem 100,000 tickets at the Nuka-Cade

Mill Worker Found All 100 Steel Ingots

Wheely Good Fun Bought 10 sets of wheels at GT Auto.

Kill or Be Killed Win while in the dying state.

All I Do Is Win Jump back and forth over your opponent 5 times during the Fatality sequence and perform a Fatality

Commando You completed each type of ambient freeplay.

Coast Guard You completed 76 ambient freeplay in Le Havre.

Tommy Two-Wheels Complete the "Hog Tied" mission.

Pie Guy Deliver 10 pizzas.

French War Hero Spend 30 minutes in-game as French Republic Medic

Beat CoP In Shadows of Evil, summon the Civil Protector in every district in a single game.

Yettisoned Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska

Golden Club Complete a mission using only melee attacks

Today Was a Good Day Go 24 hours (in game) without breaking the law, being wanted, killing or harming anyone.

Apex Beginner Gain a star in any event of 'Apex'.

Closing Ceremony Completed Old Friends

Lead Farmer Requested ammo from an Ally 25 times in Campaign

...But the War Rages On. Singleplayer: Finish the game on Hard

Win a best of five rounds game Awarded for being on the winning team of a best of five round game of Online Cops and Robbers.

Chauffeur Complete the "Publicity Tour" mission.

Jack of All Trades Killed an enemy with a science weapon sneak attack during TTD, with a weakspot critical hit.

Big Heat from Little Havana Complete the "Trojan Voodoo" mission.

Traveler Travel 10km

Wrong direction Use the window on your left instead of smashing the wall in "Demolition"

Field Photographer Took 10 photos mid-battle using Selfie Shot.

Legend of the West Legend of the West

Outmaneuvered In singleplayer, kill 5 Helghast with gunfire while ziplining

One Man Mutiny Completed Bump in the Night

Stump's No Chump Finished all the Stump Missions

Skilled Agent Complete Separate Ways on Hardcore mode or higher.

Tier 1 Imports Got 50 kills while holding enemy weapons

Space Pirate Drink at least 20 bottles of Nom Juice in the Single Player Campaign

Wheels Up Complete Airfield Escape (Day)

No Dice Complete a game of Liar's Dice without losing a single die.

More than a Fistful Earn $10,000.

in a galaxy far, far away…. Win one match in each multiplayer game mode in the original game

Double Trouble 200 targets killed in double Overkill

Now You're Just Bragging Four girls revealed their true feelings.