SpectreOfDoom

Bare-knuckle Slugger Defeat 50 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Burnt to a Crisp Acquire the Bow of Apollo

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Light My Fire Light the two bonfires in Dark Hollow

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Badges Collect all badges.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater