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Helghast Commander Complete Arcade Mode with Radec

Made to Endure Takedown 10 enemies while Endurance is active

Hey, Luke At Us Equip a new cosmetic in every Cal slot

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Strutting His Stuff Equip Chicharrón with the Motherclucker Outfit

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

High Voltage Defeat ten enemies with a stun rod charge attack.

Heartbreaker In the Main Campaign, killed a Handyman by only shooting his heart.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Gunslinger Perform 3 headshots in 3 seconds with the pistol

Everybody Dance Now Simultaneously shock 5 monsters with electricity

Lost in Time and Space Heard the mysterious couple's complete story.

Legendary Form Collect the Abyssal Armor Set

Do It Yourself Install every Mod on a single Resolver Weapon

Thievius Raccoonus Complete Arcade Mode with Sly Cooper

Backpacking Acquire every Supremo in Yara

It was all just lying there Find all artifacts

The Image of Faith Complete The Image of Faith.

Treasure Hunter Find and open all the main game Conquistador treasure chests

Outbreak Secure a sample of the original virus strain.

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

30 Kills: Wes - 44 Defeat 30 enemies with the Wes - 44.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

Something to Fight For Find all training manuals
8/12

Master of Unlocking Break into every locked door using shivs
9/13

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Endure and Survive Collect all comics
8/13

Furiously Fast Have 10 parts installed on a Ride

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Decimator In Campaign, kill 10 enemies in under 3 seconds.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Greezy Money Trade 25 collected items

House of the Ned Completed the "House of the Ned" mission

30 Kills: Desert - 5 Defeat 30 enemies with the Desert - 5.

What a Disaster Complete Story Mission: A Terrible Reaction.

Populace Build your clan to 40 people in Factions

Knowing the Basics Win a game of Supply Raid and Survivors in find match

A Brother's Seduction Complete A Brother's Seduction

Look for the Light Find all Firefly pendants
11/30

Cosplay Curious Wear costume pieces from 3 different sets at once

Outdated Tech Take out a soldier by sabotaging an alarm

Master Crafter Use Blueprints at least 100 times

Gem Aficionado Collected a total of 40,000 precious gems.

Fry Cry Purchase 15 Meals

Natural Talent Be attributed with a kill whilst having a Talent active.

Chronicles Find all notes and artifacts
81/97

That's All I Got Survive all of Ellie's jokes
0/3

Getting to Know You Engage in all optional conversations
40/54