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The Bachman-Turner Award Maintained deployed Overdrive for 90 seconds.

Baal'Thasar Defeat Baal’Thasar in Red Moon Manor.

Early Adopter Attempt to use the second artifact prototype. Curiousity killed the cat, but a time loop brought it back.

Mass Murderer Kill 80 challenges

Papa Said Knock You Out! Win 15 online Ranked Matches with a CAF or UFC fighter by KO.

Unspeakable Horrors Kill 20,000 Mist Monsters in successful missions

Every Ordinary Day We've Shared Finish your first lesson in class.

Million Point Club Earned more than 1,000,000 points in a single song

Oof Ouch, My Bones Have your spine adjusted by a pursuer.

Full House Sinner Have on your conscience every sin Johanka can think of.

Blazing Metal Unleash the Tommy Gun.

New York Jets Award Gain over 100+ yards rushing with 2 RBs in the same game (No OTP or co-op)

Miniature Replica Soldier! Crank up the 'Miniature Replica Soldier' theme song.

Megalo Sargon Hold the Velvet Dodecahedron and obtain the FireStall with Sargon.

500X Zoom Take 500 photos.

Wanna hear my playlist? Change the background music in the hideout.

Expert Climber Clear the third stage of Babel, the Obelisk.

All My Own Work Win a Match with Manual Controls

The Voice Collector Listen to all audio logs in the game.

The struggle within Finish the game under 2.5 hrs.

Field Goal Throw a cash box into a cashout station from 20 meters away

Lightbringer Burned a forest's worth of matches to illuminate dark places.

Kneel Before Cat God! *blush* Oh, you can stand, meow.

Wax On! Win 15 online Ranked Matches with a CAF or UFC fighter by submission.

Toxic Tact Eliminate 25 enemies with gas
0/25

Gold Record Find all of the hidden radios in the game.

Not So Fast Takedown an opponent using a Judo counter.

Combo No. 255 I won't stop hitting until you stop getting up.

No Looking Back Beat the game in Ironman mode on Classic or Impossible difficulty.

Sins of the Savage Son Complete Alexander: Midas (Savage).

You've Got the Touch V Reach level 90 with any Disciple of the Hand.
16/90

1 / 900 Yahaha! You found me!

YDKJ 2015: Dat'll Do Ace a DisOrDat

Virtuoso Beat the Impossible Vocal Challenge

Nameless Saint Defeat Ashtart, Sargon, Congregation, and Baal in a single run.

Completionist++ Earn a Gold Sticker on every Joker

Perfectrist Clear 18 Lines or more in a single Zone visit.

Speed Run Start a cashout within 15 seconds after opening a vault

Platinum Balatro platinum trophy

Do not waste Complete the game taking 75 or fewer pictures.

Sleep. Wake. Repeat. Be woken up from a dream 5 different ways in a single loop.

Novice Status Unlock any of the original base game hard courses (Tourist Trap, Cherry Blossom, Seagull Stacks, Arizona Modern, Original Gothic, Bogey's Bonanza, Tethys Station, and Quixote Valley)
0/1

Michael Vick Award Rush for 130+ yards with your QB (No OTP or co-op)

High Roller Earn at least 500,000 points in your total score. Nigel would be proud.

Green Hell Drum every green note and finish the song Blood and Thunder with the rock meter in green

Lived to tell the tale Complete the game in hard mode or higher.

Four Infernal Kings Clear the Bloody Palace with all characters.
0/4

That's a lot of junk metal… Destroy 500 Vandelay security robots.
457/500

Cleric's Pet Report to the Inquisitor all the wrongdoing going on in the province.