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Precious Moments Assassinate 100 players while invisible as the Ninja; obliterate 100 enemies with the Pirate's cannon balls; chew 100 enemies as the Giant in online games

Swat and Swipe Record at least 5 blocks and 5 steals with any team in a non-simulated game.

Team Effort Completed all levels with 4 active players on at least Medium Difficulty

I Did Nothing! Push a tenant to their limit

It can camouflage! Release an Indominus Rex with the Adaptive Camouflage Gene

Fibbage 2: Eight Isn't Enough Play a game with 8 players plus an Audience

Gone with the Wind Knock 3 foes off a ledge at once with a Demon Crow Monk's Typhoon spell.

Daredevil Earned Skin of Your Teeth Award on 6 Missions

Mastermind Earned the Master Strategist Award on all Missions

Beyond Invincible Use any custom character to defeat all of the famous officers.

Computer Says "No" Complete Mission "Bureaucrazy 2.0"

Shoot her...? Subdue Dr. Wu's rampaging Spinoraptor

King of the street Complete all missions with any rating

O Mighty Smiter! Wore a full set of Godly Items

Not So Dumb This dumb is not mine!

Blistering Performance Achieve a skill of 700 or above on any instrument.

Bidiots: Shark Bait Take out three loans and still win the game

Ahab's Prosthesis Ahab is ready for the hunt.

Gum-Splattered Lock-Plucker Complete the Land of Monsoon Meadows on Normal difficulty.

Kurokawa Would Be Proud Break a Deadly Alliance in online multiplayer.

Beware The Betman Complete Mission "The One-Percenters"

Viva Tropico! Complete Mission "Battle Royal"

One Does Not Simply Stage A Coup Survive a military coup

Chain Gang Generate $3,500 in a month with convict labor

First Catch Your Plant Cure a patient in the Herb Garden

All Done Complete Challenge 4 (Any difficulty)

Patent Pending Register your first patent.

Bait the Hook Complete Confounding Light.

Perfectionist Earned the Flawless Victory Award on all Missions on at least Medium Difficulty

Apocalypso Complete Mission "The Referendum"

Bahama Mama Set the Shimmers off to cruise

Dirty Hands Take part in the attempt on the life of the General

The Next Step Complete all of Dr. Wu's missions

Popularity Contest Earn enough fans to unlock 8 Fan Showcases in Career mode.

Weekend at Darkdeath Evilman's Requirement: Defeat Darkdeath Evilman.
Being Etna's vassal is one of the most
physically straining jobs in the Netherworld.

Both Feet on the Ground Sign an endorsement contract with either Nike® or Jordan in MyCAREER mode.

Malpractice Assurance Defeat the Chirurgeon

Trick Weapon Collector Get all Permanent Trick Weapons from the Dimensional Watcher

Unshackled Complete Denial

Glad That's Over Complete Challenge 5 (Any difficulty)

Brave New World The New Tomorrow is already here!

It's a birdcage Build an Aviary and fill it with Pteranodons

Quiplash XL: Pork Pants Write “pork pants” and win a battle with it

Lived a Full Life Completed a Career

God Slayer, Item Requirement: Defeat an Item God.
What do you need all these item upgrades
for anyway?

Buried by Rocks at Night Requirement: Have ten characters reach Max likeability at any given point.
What is love!? This is love.

Many Crossroads View all of the events that can be watched in the Gallery.

Been there, Done That Complete all Missions

Stealthily Healthily Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Close Encounters

It's just the beginning Finish Zone 1