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The last march You fight for France until the last soldier.

Win at life Complete the game without being hit during gameplay.

"The time it takes to make the break to win at life, again"

Colombo Unlock all questions in all Cases.

Body of steel Death avoids you.

The last shall be the first Defend a section with only levy in mass.

Blades on the Track Complete Chapter 8

Good eating deserves good drinking Everyone knows about your.. intimate relationship with a bottle of wine.

The Full Force of Denshattack Complete Chapter 9

THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one

Be nice. Be NICE.

Friendship Contain 1 riot on the map.

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

Peace and love Contain 3 riots on the map.

Marriage counseling Let it go.

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

Logistician Save 350 000 runaways.

HSR Crusher Finish first in all Races
0/6

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

Densha de Paradise Obtain all other trophies

Golden Win All Gold Medals
3/65

Jet Setter Collect all Spray Cans
33/134

Total Toritetsu Collect all Film Rolls
8/65

All Geared Up Collect all Gears
0/110

Fandom Royalty Complete all (EN)Zines
0/8

True Densha Collector Buy all Trains
0/31

Full Set Buy all sets of Stickers
5/40

Sento Master Visit all Onsens
1/7

Ultimate Challenger Complete All Dares
34/325

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

Vive la révolution! Obtain all other trophies.

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

[white label] remarked

DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS until next time.