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The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Beat School: Piano? PiaYES! Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Harmony Helper Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Basic Rock Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Groovology 101 Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Lazy Day Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Robot Invasion Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: In The Club Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Insert Coin Complete the Beat School level.

Hostile Work Environment Kill 50 Hiss Sharpened
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Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Beast of Legend Defeat the Nahual

Workplace Recreation Play a single game in Arcade Mode

The Power of Hate 50 machine lifeforms destroyed with berserk mode.

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Top Gunner Shoot down a Spire missile with a blast while hovering

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Good eyes, Murphy! Find a PCB for Auto-9 in a secret area of Steel Mill

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Super Spatula Seeker Get 25 Golden Spatulas.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

Information Master 80% of all archives found.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

Weapons Maniac All Pod programs obtained.

Photo Expert Reached maximum photography level.

Beat School: Big Hair Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Driving the Autobahn Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Dubstep Drum Practice Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Shoulder Pads Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Filthy Bass Monster Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Fast Times Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Hollywood Cop Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Synth Grime Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Half-Time Drum Loops Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: All You Need is Wub Complete the Beat School level.

Naughty Children Emil destroyed.

Gun Pals! Send an item to a friend.

Cut & Run Burke agreed to help you kill Marcano

Inorganic Blade All weapons upgraded to the highest level.

The Defender of Dragons Save a dragon

Supreme Support Weapons All Pods upgraded to the highest level.

Transcendent Being All endings achieved.