Spabbage

Lap Time Wizard Set a time at 50 locations (variations and reverse layouts not necessary)

Chose All the Better Guns Unlock all the Guns

I Immediately Regret This Decision Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

Doomed Crafted an Angry Ghost

The Politics of Silencing Foes Defeat Sen. Armstrong without taking any damage on Hard difficulty or above.

Greedy Bastard Earn at least $5,000,000 in every level in Arcade Mode.

Surreptitious swing String together: springboard, wallrun, turn, swing, jump. [Pure Time Trials]

Jack-of-all-Trades Multiclass into every class in one playthrough without asking Withers to change your character.

Cup winner! Win an online cup.

It's The Final Countdown Complete all Main Missions.

Act 5 Veteran Complete all Act 5 maps on Veteran difficulty or higher.

LAW and Hors D'oeuvres Blow up a Food Item with the LAW.

I Believe I Can Glide Glide 800m continuously with the wingsuit in Co-Op Campaign or Endgame

Pent-up-agon In Classified, complete 5 consecutive rounds without leaving the war room elevator in a single game

Teach A Mud To Fish Craft your first recipe

BOWELWHISTLER Finish the DLC in Insane mode

Liability Do 1,000,000 Dollars of Career Property Damage
0/1000000

Every Tool in the Box Use every tool in create mode, plus the customization tools on your profile and creation cover pages

Desert Dynamo Complete Desert Temple in under 4 minutes.

Effortless Evil Win a match as a demon without possessing a boss unit

Got There Complete all "Hard" Get-Theres.

Consistent Performance Successfully complete three Hazard Level 3 missions from start to finish in a row.
0/3

Turbo Booster Completed plan B in the drive-in theater

Squid Pro Quo Defeated CAIN - Core Protector

Okay, Now I'm Ready Equip a Lv.3 Helmet, Military Vest, and Backpack in 10 matches.

The Safest Town Have 5 Police Headquarters

Welcome to Trianchor Alliance! You signed with Trianchor Alliance.

Cavernous Stumble Complete Hagar Caves in The Scorchers job path

Demolition Man Obtained all Teardown trophies

Enforced Freedom Kill 100 Zombies with explosions from Fire Works

Plank of Wood Pushed the pirate attacker from the plank

Go Sports! Play 10 games in Portal Park
0/100

Love And War In Gorod Krovi, the one must be freed.

Mad Hops Jump over 4 live sharks in 10 seconds in Carrier.

Don't Keep Her Waiting Complete Boat Stage in less than 1 min 20 seconds.

Man Mode Finish the Campaign on INSANE difficulty

Back to Back Complete two Ancient Hunts and two Daily Trials, in two-player co-op, on the second day of the month.

Hard-Boiled Defeat The Harbinger without using the LAW.

Shrimp Cocktail Kill 30 robotic crabs (any type).

One Worm Army Get a kill with each weapon and grenade

Admiral Reach round 30 in Carrier.

Angel of Death Kill an alien while flying. Single player only.

Heartbreaker Defeat the Vengeful Heart of Ender.

Be the boss Possess 10 boss units

Juiced Up Completed Proto's Sidequest

Fast and Furious Kill 10 players by hitting them with a vehicle.

Challenges Beat all Challenges

River Rescue every survivor.

Feeding Frenzy Unlock Survival mode

Battle Hardened Complete one session in each Multiplayer mode (Ranked Match).