Spabbage

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

The Ravens' Spoils Complete chapter 5

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Damaged Goods Complete chapter 6

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

A Risky Gamble Complete Chapter 1.

Starchild Paint a total of 20 streams of Stars.

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

More practice Complete the aiming training