Spabbage

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

Moronic Drone Get a job

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

The Apprentice Complete chapter 4

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Self-Improvement Purchase your first Star-Lord Ability.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Badges Collect all badges.

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster